<p>only to find a world</p>
<p>with cupcakes doused in spaghetti</p>
<p>sauce. I couldn't bear the</p>
<p>phlegm that was dripping from</p>
<p>the cupcakes, so instead I</p>
<p>spontaneously combusted myself. Lil' John,</p>
<p>on the other hand, decided</p>
<p>to beat Eminem in a</p>
<p>(n) epic artistically revolutionary rythmitizzlin' rap-off.</p>
<p>Naturally, it sucked for all.</p>
<p>But A+ for effort, doubtless.</p>
<p>Nevertheless, both rappers spontaneously combusted.</p>
<p>That's what happens when you</p>
<p>milk gay cows.</p>
<p>There's something else that happens...</p>
<p>something kept secret for ages:</p>
<p>When all the gangstas gather,</p>
<p>they play with Barbie Dolls.</p>
<p>Why? Because they're gay cows!</p>
<p>Therefore, the square root of</p>