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<p>Once upon a time, Michael Scofield ate a banana and didn't pass it for a month. Everyone thought it was disgusting. That's because it came out his mouth instead of his internal combustion engine. Michael Jackson quickly purchased it on e-Bay for his incredible poo collection but the courts ruled that it was against health regulations. Instead, given Scofield's reality-TV stardom, he blamed it on video-games. You know which ones. There's Hello Kitty Island Adventure, there's Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride, but Michael insisted that the creator of Barbie dolls make a sequel due to the need for banana action. "Indeed," said the creator, "I just want a binge-and-purge action hero, saving us from The Cookie Monster. Bob Dole once named the Cookie Monster "Wifeypoo," explaining his ED problem that was already way out and unbananalike. A Banana Barbie went on a road trip! That's how the game works!" 8 minutes till departure it had to pee like a sprinkler, meaning it wasn't a banana peel but rather an elephant trunk that shunk into a three-legged monster. <== Best road trip ever! Anyway,</p>

<p>Once upon a time, Michael Scofield ate a banana and didn't pass it for a month. Everyone thought it was disgusting. That's because it came out his mouth instead of his internal combustion engine. Michael Jackson quickly purchased it on e-Bay for his incredible poo collection but the courts ruled that it was against health regulations. Instead, given Scofield's reality-TV stardom, he blamed it on video-games. You know which ones. There's Hello Kitty Island Adventure, there's Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride, but Michael insisted that the creator of Barbie dolls make a sequel due to the need for banana action. "Indeed," said the creator, "I just want a binge-and-purge action hero, saving us from The Cookie Monster. Bob Dole once named the Cookie Monster "Wifeypoo," explaining his ED problem that was already way out and unbananalike. A Banana Barbie went on a road trip! That's how the game works!" 8 minutes till departure it had to pee like a sprinkler, meaning it wasn't a banana peel but rather an elephant trunk that shunk into a three-legged monster. <== Best road trip ever! Anyways, gas turbine engines</p>

<p>Once upon a time, Michael Scofield ate a banana and didn't pass it for a month. Everyone thought it was disgusting. That's because it came out his mouth instead of his internal combustion engine. Michael Jackson quickly purchased it on e-Bay for his incredible poo collection but the courts ruled that it was against health regulations. Instead, given Scofield's reality-TV stardom, he blamed it on video-games. You know which ones. There's Hello Kitty Island Adventure, there's Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride, but Michael insisted that the creator of Barbie dolls make a sequel due to the need for banana action. "Indeed," said the creator, "I just want a binge-and-purge action hero, saving us from The Cookie Monster. Bob Dole once named the Cookie Monster "Wifeypoo," explaining his ED problem that was already way out and unbananalike. A Banana Barbie went on a road trip! That's how the game works!" 8 minutes till departure it had to pee like a sprinkler, meaning it wasn't a banana peel but rather an elephant trunk that shunk into a three-legged monster. <== Best road trip ever! Anyways, gas turbine engines ran around naked, screaming: "Eurika!"</p>

<p>Once upon a time, Michael Scofield ate a banana and didn't pass it for a month. Everyone thought it was disgusting. That's because it came out his mouth instead of his internal combustion engine. Michael Jackson quickly purchased it on e-Bay for his incredible poo collection but the courts ruled that it was against health regulations. Instead, given Scofield's reality-TV stardom, he blamed it on video-games. You know which ones. There's Hello Kitty Island Adventure, there's Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride, but Michael insisted that the creator of Barbie dolls make a sequel due to the need for banana action. "Indeed," said the creator, "I just want a binge-and-purge action hero, saving us from The Cookie Monster. Bob Dole once named the Cookie Monster "Wifeypoo," explaining his ED problem that was already way out and unbananalike. A Banana Barbie went on a road trip! That's how the game works!" 8 minutes till departure it had to pee like a sprinkler, meaning it wasn't a banana peel but rather an elephant trunk that shunk into a three-legged monster. <== Best road trip ever! Anyways, gas turbine engines ran around naked, screaming: "Eurika!" or actually it was "EUREEEKAAA!" but what the hey, that's not important. Anyways, the crew ran into Yao Ming and</p>

<p>Once upon a time, Michael Scofield ate a banana and didn't pass it for a month. Everyone thought it was disgusting. That's because it came out his mouth instead of his internal combustion engine. Michael Jackson quickly purchased it on e-Bay for his incredible poo collection but the courts ruled that it was against health regulations. Instead, given Scofield's reality-TV stardom, he blamed it on video-games. You know which ones. There's Hello Kitty Island Adventure, there's Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride, but Michael insisted that the creator of Barbie dolls make a sequel due to the need for banana action. "Indeed," said the creator, "I just want a binge-and-purge action hero, saving us from The Cookie Monster. Bob Dole once named the Cookie Monster "Wifeypoo," explaining his ED problem that was already way out and unbananalike. A Banana Barbie went on a road trip! That's how the game works!" 8 minutes till departure it had to pee like a sprinkler, meaning it wasn't a banana peel but rather an elephant trunk that shunk into a three-legged monster. <== Best road trip ever! Anyways, gas turbine engines ran around naked, screaming: "Eurika!" or actually it was "EUREEEKAAA!" but what the hey, that's not important. Anyways, the crew ran into Yao Ming and ate Chinese food</p>

<p>Once upon a time, Michael Scofield ate a banana and didn't pass it for a month. Everyone thought it was disgusting. That's because it came out his mouth instead of his internal combustion engine. Michael Jackson quickly purchased it on e-Bay for his incredible poo collection but the courts ruled that it was against health regulations. Instead, given Scofield's reality-TV stardom, he blamed it on video-games. You know which ones. There's Hello Kitty Island Adventure, there's Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride, but Michael insisted that the creator of Barbie dolls make a sequel due to the need for banana action. "Indeed," said the creator, "I just want a binge-and-purge action hero, saving us from The Cookie Monster. Bob Dole once named the Cookie Monster "Wifeypoo," explaining his ED problem that was already way out and unbananalike. A Banana Barbie went on a road trip! That's how the game works!" 8 minutes till departure it had to pee like a sprinkler, meaning it wasn't a banana peel but rather an elephant trunk that shunk into a three-legged monster. <== Best road trip ever! Anyways, gas turbine engines ran around naked, screaming: "Eurika!" or actually it was "EUREEEKAAA!" but what the hey, that's not important. Anyways, the crew ran into Yao Ming and ate Chinese food, and all was well until</p>

<p>they spontaneously internally combusted themselves.</p>

<p>get with the program CT...! :) You paste the message before and then add your 5 words...in case you hadn't noticed!Once upon a time, Michael Scofield ate a banana and didn't pass it for a month. Everyone thought it was disgusting. That's because it came out his mouth instead of his internal combustion engine. Michael Jackson quickly purchased it on e-Bay for his incredible poo collection but the courts ruled that it was against health regulations. Instead, given Scofield's reality-TV stardom, he blamed it on video-games. You know which ones. There's Hello Kitty Island Adventure, there's Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride, but Michael insisted that the creator of Barbie dolls make a sequel due to the need for banana action. "Indeed," said the creator, "I just want a binge-and-purge action hero, saving us from The Cookie Monster. Bob Dole once named the Cookie Monster "Wifeypoo," explaining his ED problem that was already way out and unbananalike. A Banana Barbie went on a road trip! That's how the game works!" 8 minutes till departure it had to pee like a sprinkler, meaning it wasn't a banana peel but rather an elephant trunk that shunk into a three-legged monster. <== Best road trip ever! Anyways, gas turbine engines ran around naked, screaming: "Eurika!" or actually it was "EUREEEKAAA!" but what the hey, that's not important. Anyways, the crew ran into Yao Ming and ate Chinese food, and all was well until they spontaneously internally combusted themselves. Which proved Scofield's petrified banana</p>

<p>Once upon a time, Michael Scofield ate a banana and didn't pass it for a month. Everyone thought it was disgusting. That's because it came out his mouth instead of his internal combustion engine. Michael Jackson quickly purchased it on e-Bay for his incredible poo collection but the courts ruled that it was against health regulations. Instead, given Scofield's reality-TV stardom, he blamed it on video-games. You know which ones. There's Hello Kitty Island Adventure, there's Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride, but Michael insisted that the creator of Barbie dolls make a sequel due to the need for banana action. "Indeed," said the creator, "I just want a binge-and-purge action hero, saving us from The Cookie Monster. Bob Dole once named the Cookie Monster "Wifeypoo," explaining his ED problem that was already way out and unbananalike. A Banana Barbie went on a road trip! That's how the game works!" 8 minutes till departure it had to pee like a sprinkler, meaning it wasn't a banana peel but rather an elephant trunk that shunk into a three-legged monster. <== Best road trip ever! Anyways, gas turbine engines ran around naked, screaming: "Eurika!" or actually it was "EUREEEKAAA!" but what the hey, that's not important. Anyways, the crew ran into Yao Ming and ate Chinese food, and all was well until they spontaneously internally combusted themselves. Which proved Scofield's petrified banana to be an explosive. Thus, it blew</p>

<p>Once upon a time, Michael Scofield ate a banana and didn't pass it for a month. Everyone thought it was disgusting. That's because it came out his mouth instead of his internal combustion engine. Michael Jackson quickly purchased it on e-Bay for his incredible poo collection but the courts ruled that it was against health regulations. Instead, given Scofield's reality-TV stardom, he blamed it on video-games. You know which ones. There's Hello Kitty Island Adventure, there's Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride, but Michael insisted that the creator of Barbie dolls make a sequel due to the need for banana action. "Indeed," said the creator, "I just want a binge-and-purge action hero, saving us from The Cookie Monster. Bob Dole once named the Cookie Monster "Wifeypoo," explaining his ED problem that was already way out and unbananalike. A Banana Barbie went on a road trip! That's how the game works!" 8 minutes till departure it had to pee like a sprinkler, meaning it wasn't a banana peel but rather an elephant trunk that shunk into a three-legged monster. <== Best road trip ever! Anyways, gas turbine engines ran around naked, screaming: "Eurika!" or actually it was "EUREEEKAAA!" but what the hey, that's not important. Anyways, the crew ran into Yao Ming and ate Chinese food, and all was well until they spontaneously internally combusted themselves. Which proved Scofield's petrified banana to be an explosive. Thus, it blew out his pharynx by internally</p>

<p>Once upon a time, Michael Scofield ate a banana and didn't pass it for a month. Everyone thought it was disgusting. That's because it came out his mouth instead of his internal combustion engine. Michael Jackson quickly purchased it on e-Bay for his incredible poo collection but the courts ruled that it was against health regulations. Instead, given Scofield's reality-TV stardom, he blamed it on video-games. You know which ones. There's Hello Kitty Island Adventure, there's Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride, but Michael insisted that the creator of Barbie dolls make a sequel due to the need for banana action. "Indeed," said the creator, "I just want a binge-and-purge action hero, saving us from The Cookie Monster. Bob Dole once named the Cookie Monster "Wifeypoo," explaining his ED problem that was already way out and unbananalike. A Banana Barbie went on a road trip! That's how the game works!" 8 minutes till departure it had to pee like a sprinkler, meaning it wasn't a banana peel but rather an elephant trunk that shunk into a three-legged monster. <== Best road trip ever! Anyways, gas turbine engines ran around naked, screaming: "Eurika!" or actually it was "EUREEEKAAA!" but what the hey, that's not important. Anyways, the crew ran into Yao Ming and ate Chinese food, and all was well until they spontaneously internally combusted themselves. Which proved Scofield's petrified banana to be an explosive. Thus, it blew out his pharynx by internally castrating his fat pink bunny.</p>

<p>Once upon a time, Michael Scofield ate a banana and didn't pass it for a month. Everyone thought it was disgusting. That's because it came out his mouth instead of his internal combustion engine. Michael Jackson quickly purchased it on e-Bay for his incredible poo collection but the courts ruled that it was against health regulations. Instead, given Scofield's reality-TV stardom, he blamed it on video-games. You know which ones. There's Hello Kitty Island Adventure, there's Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride, but Michael insisted that the creator of Barbie dolls make a sequel due to the need for banana action. "Indeed," said the creator, "I just want a binge-and-purge action hero, saving us from The Cookie Monster. Bob Dole once named the Cookie Monster "Wifeypoo," explaining his ED problem that was already way out and unbananalike. A Banana Barbie went on a road trip! That's how the game works!" 8 minutes till departure it had to pee like a sprinkler, meaning it wasn't a banana peel but rather an elephant trunk that shunk into a three-legged monster. <== Best road trip ever! Anyways, gas turbine engines ran around naked, screaming: "Eurika!" or actually it was "EUREEEKAAA!" but what the hey, that's not important. Anyways, the crew ran into Yao Ming and ate Chinese food, and all was well until they spontaneously internally combusted themselves. Which proved Scofield's petrified banana to be an explosive. Thus, it blew out his pharynx by internally castrating his fat pink bunny. That explains Scofield's ED and</p>

<p>**Diehldun: "Anyways" is not a word. That's why I put "anyway." Don't incorrect someone's grammar!!</p>

<p>Once upon a time, Michael Scofield ate a banana and didn't pass it for a month. Everyone thought it was disgusting. That's because it came out his mouth instead of his internal combustion engine. Michael Jackson quickly purchased it on e-Bay for his incredible poo collection but the courts ruled that it was against health regulations. Instead, given Scofield's reality-TV stardom, he blamed it on video-games. You know which ones. There's Hello Kitty Island Adventure, there's Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride, but Michael insisted that the creator of Barbie dolls make a sequel due to the need for banana action. "Indeed," said the creator, "I just want a binge-and-purge action hero, saving us from The Cookie Monster. Bob Dole once named the Cookie Monster "Wifeypoo," explaining his ED problem that was already way out and unbananalike. A Banana Barbie went on a road trip! That's how the game works!" 8 minutes till departure it had to pee like a sprinkler, meaning it wasn't a banana peel but rather an elephant trunk that shunk into a three-legged monster. <== Best road trip ever! Anyway, gas turbine engines ran around naked, screaming: "Eurika!" or actually it was "EUREEEKAAA!" but what the hey, that's not important. Anyway, the crew ran into Yao Ming and ate Chinese food, and all was well until they spontaneously internally combusted themselves. Which proved Scofield's petrified banana to be an explosive. Thus, it blew out his pharynx by internally castrating his fat pink bunny. That explains Scofield's ED and his fear of rabbits, which</p>

<p>Uh-oh...if grammar and diction count in this thread, what about plot and narrative style? ;) Once upon a time, Michael Scofield ate a banana and didn't pass it for a month. Everyone thought it was disgusting. That's because it came out his mouth instead of his internal combustion engine. Michael Jackson quickly purchased it on e-Bay for his incredible poo collection but the courts ruled that it was against health regulations. Instead, given Scofield's reality-TV stardom, he blamed it on video-games. You know which ones. There's Hello Kitty Island Adventure, there's Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride, but Michael insisted that the creator of Barbie dolls make a sequel due to the need for banana action. "Indeed," said the creator, "I just want a binge-and-purge action hero, saving us from The Cookie Monster. Bob Dole once named the Cookie Monster "Wifeypoo," explaining his ED problem that was already way out and unbananalike. A Banana Barbie went on a road trip! That's how the game works!" 8 minutes till departure it had to pee like a sprinkler, meaning it wasn't a banana peel but rather an elephant trunk that shunk into a three-legged monster. <== Best road trip ever! Anyway, gas turbine engines ran around naked, screaming: "Eurika!" or actually it was "EUREEEKAAA!" but what the hey, that's not important. Anyway, the crew ran into Yao Ming and ate Chinese food, and all was well until they spontaneously internally combusted themselves. Which proved Scofield's petrified banana to be an explosive. Thus, it blew out his pharynx by internally castrating his fat pink bunny. That explains Scofield's ED and his fear of rabbits, which drove him to Barbie video</p>

<p>Once upon a time, Michael Scofield ate a banana and didn't pass it for a month. Everyone thought it was disgusting. That's because it came out his mouth instead of his internal combustion engine. Michael Jackson quickly purchased it on e-Bay for his incredible poo collection but the courts ruled that it was against health regulations. Instead, given Scofield's reality-TV stardom, he blamed it on video-games. You know which ones. There's Hello Kitty Island Adventure, there's Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride, but Michael insisted that the creator of Barbie dolls make a sequel due to the need for banana action. "Indeed," said the creator, "I just want a binge-and-purge action hero, saving us from The Cookie Monster. Bob Dole once named the Cookie Monster "Wifeypoo," explaining his ED problem that was already way out and unbananalike. A Banana Barbie went on a road trip! That's how the game works!" 8 minutes till departure it had to pee like a sprinkler, meaning it wasn't a banana peel but rather an elephant trunk that shunk into a three-legged monster. <== Best road trip ever! Anyway, gas turbine engines ran around naked, screaming: "Eurika!" or actually it was "EUREEEKAAA!" but what the hey, that's not important. Anyway, the crew ran into Yao Ming and ate Chinese food, and all was well until they spontaneously internally combusted themselves. Which proved Scofield's petrified banana to be an explosive. Thus, it blew out his pharynx by internally castrating his fat pink bunny. That explains Scofield's ED and his fear of rabbits, which drove him to Barbie video-recording college where he had fun with plastic. The next day, his hangover</p>

<p>Once upon a time, Michael Scofield ate a banana and didn't pass it for a month. Everyone thought it was disgusting. That's because it came out his mouth instead of his internal combustion engine. Michael Jackson quickly purchased it on e-Bay for his incredible poo collection but the courts ruled that it was against health regulations. Instead, given Scofield's reality-TV stardom, he blamed it on video-games. You know which ones. There's Hello Kitty Island Adventure, there's Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride, but Michael insisted that the creator of Barbie dolls make a sequel due to the need for banana action. "Indeed," said the creator, "I just want a binge-and-purge action hero, saving us from The Cookie Monster. Bob Dole once named the Cookie Monster "Wifeypoo," explaining his ED problem that was already way out and unbananalike. A Banana Barbie went on a road trip! That's how the game works!" 8 minutes till departure it had to pee like a sprinkler, meaning it wasn't a banana peel but rather an elephant trunk that shunk into a three-legged monster. <== Best road trip ever! Anyway, gas turbine engines ran around naked, screaming: "Eurika!" or actually it was "EUREEEKAAA!" but what the hey, that's not important. Anyway, the crew ran into Yao Ming and ate Chinese food, and all was well until they spontaneously internally combusted themselves. Which proved Scofield's petrified banana to be an explosive. Thus, it blew out his pharynx by internally castrating his fat pink bunny. That explains Scofield's ED and his fear of rabbits, which drove him to Barbie video-recording college where he had fun with plastic. The next day, his hangover caused him to spontaneously combust.</p>

<p>Once upon a time, Michael Scofield ate a banana and didn't pass it for a month. Everyone thought it was disgusting. That's because it came out his mouth instead of his internal combustion engine. Michael Jackson quickly purchased it on e-Bay for his incredible poo collection but the courts ruled that it was against health regulations. Instead, given Scofield's reality-TV stardom, he blamed it on video-games. You know which ones. There's Hello Kitty Island Adventure, there's Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride, but Michael insisted that the creator of Barbie dolls make a sequel due to the need for banana action. "Indeed," said the creator, "I just want a binge-and-purge action hero, saving us from The Cookie Monster. Bob Dole once named the Cookie Monster "Wifeypoo," explaining his ED problem that was already way out and unbananalike. A Banana Barbie went on a road trip! That's how the game works!" 8 minutes till departure it had to pee like a sprinkler, meaning it wasn't a banana peel but rather an elephant trunk that shunk into a three-legged monster. <== Best road trip ever! Anyway, gas turbine engines ran around naked, screaming: "Eurika!" or actually it was "EUREEEKAAA!" but what the hey, that's not important. Anyway, the crew ran into Yao Ming and ate Chinese food, and all was well until they spontaneously internally combusted themselves. Which proved Scofield's petrified banana to be an explosive. Thus, it blew out his pharynx by internally castrating his fat pink bunny. That explains Scofield's ED and his fear of rabbits, which drove him to Barbie video-recording college where he had fun with plastic. The next day, his hangover caused him to spontaneously combust. Internally. Making him a shell</p>

<p>Once upon a time, Michael Scofield ate a banana and didn't pass it for a month. Everyone thought it was disgusting. That's because it came out his mouth instead of his internal combustion engine. Michael Jackson quickly purchased it on e-Bay for his incredible poo collection but the courts ruled that it was against health regulations. Instead, given Scofield's reality-TV stardom, he blamed it on video-games. You know which ones. There's Hello Kitty Island Adventure, there's Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride, but Michael insisted that the creator of Barbie dolls make a sequel due to the need for banana action. "Indeed," said the creator, "I just want a binge-and-purge action hero, saving us from The Cookie Monster. Bob Dole once named the Cookie Monster "Wifeypoo," explaining his ED problem that was already way out and unbananalike. A Banana Barbie went on a road trip! That's how the game works!" 8 minutes till departure it had to pee like a sprinkler, meaning it wasn't a banana peel but rather an elephant trunk that shunk into a three-legged monster. <== Best road trip ever! Anyway, gas turbine engines ran around naked, screaming: "Eurika!" or actually it was "EUREEEKAAA!" but what the hey, that's not important. Anyway, the crew ran into Yao Ming and ate Chinese food, and all was well until they spontaneously internally combusted themselves. Which proved Scofield's petrified banana to be an explosive. Thus, it blew out his pharynx by internally castrating his fat pink bunny. That explains Scofield's ED and his fear of rabbits, which drove him to Barbie video-recording college where he had fun with plastic. The next day, his hangover caused him to spontaneously combust. Internally. Making him a shell casing full of stale beer</p>

<p>Once upon a time, Michael Scofield ate a banana and didn't pass it for a month. Everyone thought it was disgusting. That's because it came out his mouth instead of his internal combustion engine. Michael Jackson quickly purchased it on e-Bay for his incredible poo collection but the courts ruled that it was against health regulations. Instead, given Scofield's reality-TV stardom, he blamed it on video-games. You know which ones. There's Hello Kitty Island Adventure, there's Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride, but Michael insisted that the creator of Barbie dolls make a sequel due to the need for banana action. "Indeed," said the creator, "I just want a binge-and-purge action hero, saving us from The Cookie Monster. Bob Dole once named the Cookie Monster "Wifeypoo," explaining his ED problem that was already way out and unbananalike. A Banana Barbie went on a road trip! That's how the game works!" 8 minutes till departure it had to pee like a sprinkler, meaning it wasn't a banana peel but rather an elephant trunk that shunk into a three-legged monster. <== Best road trip ever! Anyway, gas turbine engines ran around naked, screaming: "Eurika!" or actually it was "EUREEEKAAA!" but what the hey, that's not important. Anyway, the crew ran into Yao Ming and ate Chinese food, and all was well until they spontaneously internally combusted themselves. Which proved Scofield's petrified banana to be an explosive. Thus, it blew out his pharynx by internally castrating his fat pink bunny. That explains Scofield's ED and his fear of rabbits, which drove him to Barbie video-recording college where he had fun with plastic. The next day, his hangover caused him to spontaneously combust. Internally. Making him a shell casing full of stale beer, he decided to become a transexual and went to Doctor</p>

<p>Once upon a time, Michael Scofield ate a banana and didn't pass it for a month. Everyone thought it was disgusting. That's because it came out his mouth instead of his internal combustion engine. Michael Jackson quickly purchased it on e-Bay for his incredible poo collection but the courts ruled that it was against health regulations. Instead, given Scofield's reality-TV stardom, he blamed it on video-games. You know which ones. There's Hello Kitty Island Adventure, there's Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride, but Michael insisted that the creator of Barbie dolls make a sequel due to the need for banana action. "Indeed," said the creator, "I just want a binge-and-purge action hero, saving us from The Cookie Monster. Bob Dole once named the Cookie Monster "Wifeypoo," explaining his ED problem that was already way out and unbananalike. A Banana Barbie went on a road trip! That's how the game works!" 8 minutes till departure it had to pee like a sprinkler, meaning it wasn't a banana peel but rather an elephant trunk that shunk into a three-legged monster. <== Best road trip ever! Anyway, gas turbine engines ran around naked, screaming: "Eurika!" or actually it was "EUREEEKAAA!" but what the hey, that's not important. Anyway, the crew ran into Yao Ming and ate Chinese food, and all was well until they spontaneously internally combusted themselves. Which proved Scofield's petrified banana to be an explosive. Thus, it blew out his pharynx by internally castrating his fat pink bunny. That explains Scofield's ED and his fear of rabbits, which drove him to Barbie video-recording college where he had fun with plastic. The next day, his hangover caused him to spontaneously combust. Internally. Making him a shell casing full of stale beer, he decided to become a transexual and went to Doctor Barbie (the Mattel Barbie) who</p>