<p>Once upon a time, Michael Scofield ate a banana and didn't pass it for a month. Everyone thought it was disgusting. That's because it came out his mouth instead of his internal combustion engine. Michael Jackson quickly purchased it on e-Bay for his incredible poo collection but the courts ruled that it was against health regulations. Instead, given Scofield's reality-TV stardom, he blamed it on video-games. You know which ones. There's Hello Kitty Island Adventure, there's Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride, but Michael insisted that the creator of Barbie dolls make a sequel due to the need for banana action. "Indeed," said the creator, "I just want a binge-and-purge action hero, saving us from The Cookie Monster. Bob Dole once named the Cookie Monster "Wifeypoo," explaining his ED problem that was already way out and unbananalike. A Banana Barbie went on a road trip! That's how the game works!" 8 minutes till departure it had to pee like a sprinkler, meaning it wasn't a banana peel but rather an elephant trunk that shunk into a three-legged monster. <== Best road trip ever! Anyway, gas turbine engines ran around naked, screaming: "Eurika!" or actually it was "EUREEEKAAA!" but what the hey, that's not important. Anyway, the crew ran into Yao Ming and ate Chinese food, and all was well until they spontaneously internally combusted themselves. Which proved Scofield's petrified banana to be an explosive. Thus, it blew out his pharynx by internally castrating his fat pink bunny. That explains Scofield's ED and his fear of rabbits, which drove him to Barbie video-recording college where he had fun with plastic. The next day, his hangover caused him to spontaneously combust. Internally. Making him a shell casing full of stale beer, he decided to become a transexual and went to Doctor Barbie (the Mattel Barbie) who augmented chicken breasts and attached</p>
<p>Once upon a time, Michael Scofield ate a banana and didn't pass it for a month. Everyone thought it was disgusting. That's because it came out his mouth instead of his internal combustion engine. Michael Jackson quickly purchased it on e-Bay for his incredible poo collection but the courts ruled that it was against health regulations. Instead, given Scofield's reality-TV stardom, he blamed it on video-games. You know which ones. There's Hello Kitty Island Adventure, there's Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride, but Michael insisted that the creator of Barbie dolls make a sequel due to the need for banana action. "Indeed," said the creator, "I just want a binge-and-purge action hero, saving us from The Cookie Monster. Bob Dole once named the Cookie Monster "Wifeypoo," explaining his ED problem that was already way out and unbananalike. A Banana Barbie went on a road trip! That's how the game works!" 8 minutes till departure it had to pee like a sprinkler, meaning it wasn't a banana peel but rather an elephant trunk that shunk into a three-legged monster. <== Best road trip ever! Anyway, gas turbine engines ran around naked, screaming: "Eurika!" or actually it was "EUREEEKAAA!" but what the hey, that's not important. Anyway, the crew ran into Yao Ming and ate Chinese food, and all was well until they spontaneously internally combusted themselves. Which proved Scofield's petrified banana to be an explosive. Thus, it blew out his pharynx by internally castrating his fat pink bunny. That explains Scofield's ED and his fear of rabbits, which drove him to Barbie video-recording college where he had fun with plastic. The next day, his hangover caused him to spontaneously combust. Internally. Making him a shell casing full of stale beer, he decided to become a transexual and went to Doctor Barbie (the Mattel Barbie) who augmented chicken breasts and attached banana-shaped "fat pink bunnies" to</p>
<p>Once upon a time, Michael Scofield ate a banana and didn't pass it for a month. Everyone thought it was disgusting. That's because it came out his mouth instead of his internal combustion engine. Michael Jackson quickly purchased it on e-Bay for his incredible poo collection but the courts ruled that it was against health regulations. Instead, given Scofield's reality-TV stardom, he blamed it on video-games. You know which ones. There's Hello Kitty Island Adventure, there's Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride, but Michael insisted that the creator of Barbie dolls make a sequel due to the need for banana action. "Indeed," said the creator, "I just want a binge-and-purge action hero, saving us from The Cookie Monster. Bob Dole once named the Cookie Monster "Wifeypoo," explaining his ED problem that was already way out and unbananalike. A Banana Barbie went on a road trip! That's how the game works!" 8 minutes till departure it had to pee like a sprinkler, meaning it wasn't a banana peel but rather an elephant trunk that shunk into a three-legged monster. <== Best road trip ever! Anyway, gas turbine engines ran around naked, screaming: "Eurika!" or actually it was "EUREEEKAAA!" but what the hey, that's not important. Anyway, the crew ran into Yao Ming and ate Chinese food, and all was well until they spontaneously internally combusted themselves. Which proved Scofield's petrified banana to be an explosive. Thus, it blew out his pharynx by internally castrating his fat pink bunny. That explains Scofield's ED and his fear of rabbits, which drove him to Barbie video-recording college where he had fun with plastic. The next day, his hangover caused him to spontaneously combust. Internally. Making him a shell casing full of stale beer, he decided to become a transexual and went to Doctor Barbie (the Mattel Barbie) who augmented chicken breasts and attached banana-shaped "fat pink bunnies" to his internal combustion engine. "Fo'shizzle</p>
<p>Once upon a time, Michael Scofield ate a banana and didn't pass it for a month. Everyone thought it was disgusting. That's because it came out his mouth instead of his internal combustion engine. Michael Jackson quickly purchased it on e-Bay for his incredible poo collection but the courts ruled that it was against health regulations. Instead, given Scofield's reality-TV stardom, he blamed it on video-games. You know which ones. There's Hello Kitty Island Adventure, there's Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride, but Michael insisted that the creator of Barbie dolls make a sequel due to the need for banana action. "Indeed," said the creator, "I just want a binge-and-purge action hero, saving us from The Cookie Monster. Bob Dole once named the Cookie Monster "Wifeypoo," explaining his ED problem that was already way out and unbananalike. A Banana Barbie went on a road trip! That's how the game works!" 8 minutes till departure it had to pee like a sprinkler, meaning it wasn't a banana peel but rather an elephant trunk that shunk into a three-legged monster. <== Best road trip ever! Anyway, gas turbine engines ran around naked, screaming: "Eurika!" or actually it was "EUREEEKAAA!" but what the hey, that's not important. Anyway, the crew ran into Yao Ming and ate Chinese food, and all was well until they spontaneously internally combusted themselves. Which proved Scofield's petrified banana to be an explosive. Thus, it blew out his pharynx by internally castrating his fat pink bunny. That explains Scofield's ED and his fear of rabbits, which drove him to Barbie video-recording college where he had fun with plastic. The next day, his hangover caused him to spontaneously combust. Internally. Making him a shell casing full of stale beer, he decided to become a transexual and went to Doctor Barbie (the Mattel Barbie) who augmented chicken breasts and attached banana-shaped "fat pink bunnies" to his internal combustion engine. "Fo'shizzle!" said the Lovemeister afterwards. Scofield</p>
<p>Once upon a time, Michael Scofield ate a banana and didn't pass it for a month. Everyone thought it was disgusting. That's because it came out his mouth instead of his internal combustion engine. Michael Jackson quickly purchased it on e-Bay for his incredible poo collection but the courts ruled that it was against health regulations. Instead, given Scofield's reality-TV stardom, he blamed it on video-games. You know which ones. There's Hello Kitty Island Adventure, there's Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride, but Michael insisted that the creator of Barbie dolls make a sequel due to the need for banana action. "Indeed," said the creator, "I just want a binge-and-purge action hero, saving us from The Cookie Monster. Bob Dole once named the Cookie Monster "Wifeypoo," explaining his ED problem that was already way out and unbananalike. A Banana Barbie went on a road trip! That's how the game works!" 8 minutes till departure it had to pee like a sprinkler, meaning it wasn't a banana peel but rather an elephant trunk that shunk into a three-legged monster. <== Best road trip ever! Anyway, gas turbine engines ran around naked, screaming: "Eurika!" or actually it was "EUREEEKAAA!" but what the hey, that's not important. Anyway, the crew ran into Yao Ming and ate Chinese food, and all was well until they spontaneously internally combusted themselves. Which proved Scofield's petrified banana to be an explosive. Thus, it blew out his pharynx by internally castrating his fat pink bunny. That explains Scofield's ED and his fear of rabbits, which drove him to Barbie video-recording college where he had fun with plastic. The next day, his hangover caused him to spontaneously combust. Internally. Making him a shell casing full of stale beer, he decided to become a transexual and went to Doctor Barbie (the Mattel Barbie) who augmented chicken breasts and attached banana-shaped "fat pink bunnies" to his internal combustion engine. "Fo'shizzle!" said the Lovemeister afterwards. Scofield, an active feminist, decided he</p>
<p>Once upon a time, Michael Scofield ate a banana and didn't pass it for a month. Everyone thought it was disgusting. That's because it came out his mouth instead of his internal combustion engine. Michael Jackson quickly purchased it on e-Bay for his incredible poo collection but the courts ruled that it was against health regulations. Instead, given Scofield's reality-TV stardom, he blamed it on video-games. You know which ones. There's Hello Kitty Island Adventure, there's Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride, but Michael insisted that the creator of Barbie dolls make a sequel due to the need for banana action. "Indeed," said the creator, "I just want a binge-and-purge action hero, saving us from The Cookie Monster. Bob Dole once named the Cookie Monster "Wifeypoo," explaining his ED problem that was already way out and unbananalike. A Banana Barbie went on a road trip! That's how the game works!" 8 minutes till departure it had to pee like a sprinkler, meaning it wasn't a banana peel but rather an elephant trunk that shunk into a three-legged monster. <== Best road trip ever! Anyway, gas turbine engines ran around naked, screaming: "Eurika!" or actually it was "EUREEEKAAA!" but what the hey, that's not important. Anyway, the crew ran into Yao Ming and ate Chinese food, and all was well until they spontaneously internally combusted themselves. Which proved Scofield's petrified banana to be an explosive. Thus, it blew out his pharynx by internally castrating his fat pink bunny. That explains Scofield's ED and his fear of rabbits, which drove him to Barbie video-recording college where he had fun with plastic. The next day, his hangover caused him to spontaneously combust. Internally. Making him a shell casing full of stale beer, he decided to become a transexual and went to Doctor Barbie (the Mattel Barbie) who augmented chicken breasts and attached banana-shaped "fat pink bunnies" to his internal combustion engine. "Fo'shizzle!" said the Lovemeister afterwards. Scofield, an active feminist, decided he wanted to spontaneously combust himself.</p>
<p>Once upon a time, Michael Scofield ate a banana and didn't pass it for a month. Everyone thought it was disgusting. That's because it came out his mouth instead of his internal combustion engine. Michael Jackson quickly purchased it on e-Bay for his incredible poo collection but the courts ruled that it was against health regulations. Instead, given Scofield's reality-TV stardom, he blamed it on video-games. You know which ones. There's Hello Kitty Island Adventure, there's Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride, but Michael insisted that the creator of Barbie dolls make a sequel due to the need for banana action. "Indeed," said the creator, "I just want a binge-and-purge action hero, saving us from The Cookie Monster. Bob Dole once named the Cookie Monster "Wifeypoo," explaining his ED problem that was already way out and unbananalike. A Banana Barbie went on a road trip! That's how the game works!" 8 minutes till departure it had to pee like a sprinkler, meaning it wasn't a banana peel but rather an elephant trunk that shunk into a three-legged monster. <== Best road trip ever! Anyway, gas turbine engines ran around naked, screaming: "Eurika!" or actually it was "EUREEEKAAA!" but what the hey, that's not important. Anyway, the crew ran into Yao Ming and ate Chinese food, and all was well until they spontaneously internally combusted themselves. Which proved Scofield's petrified banana to be an explosive. Thus, it blew out his pharynx by internally castrating his fat pink bunny. That explains Scofield's ED and his fear of rabbits, which drove him to Barbie video-recording college where he had fun with plastic. The next day, his hangover caused him to spontaneously combust. Internally. Making him a shell casing full of stale beer, he decided to become a transexual and went to Doctor Barbie (the Mattel Barbie) who augmented chicken breasts and attached banana-shaped "fat pink bunnies" to his internal combustion engine. "Fo'shizzle!" said the Lovemeister afterwards. Scofield, an active feminist, decided he wanted to spontaneously combust himself for the fourth time! Fusion</p>
<p>Once upon a time, Michael Scofield ate a banana and didn't pass it for a month. Everyone thought it was disgusting. That's because it came out his mouth instead of his internal combustion engine. Michael Jackson quickly purchased it on e-Bay for his incredible poo collection but the courts ruled that it was against health regulations. Instead, given Scofield's reality-TV stardom, he blamed it on video-games. You know which ones. There's Hello Kitty Island Adventure, there's Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride, but Michael insisted that the creator of Barbie dolls make a sequel due to the need for banana action. "Indeed," said the creator, "I just want a binge-and-purge action hero, saving us from The Cookie Monster. Bob Dole once named the Cookie Monster "Wifeypoo," explaining his ED problem that was already way out and unbananalike. A Banana Barbie went on a road trip! That's how the game works!" 8 minutes till departure it had to pee like a sprinkler, meaning it wasn't a banana peel but rather an elephant trunk that shunk into a three-legged monster. <== Best road trip ever! Anyway, gas turbine engines ran around naked, screaming: "Eurika!" or actually it was "EUREEEKAAA!" but what the hey, that's not important. Anyway, the crew ran into Yao Ming and ate Chinese food, and all was well until they spontaneously internally combusted themselves. Which proved Scofield's petrified banana to be an explosive. Thus, it blew out his pharynx by internally castrating his fat pink bunny. That explains Scofield's ED and his fear of rabbits, which drove him to Barbie video-recording college where he had fun with plastic. The next day, his hangover caused him to spontaneously combust. Internally. Making him a shell casing full of stale beer, he decided to become a transexual and went to Doctor Barbie (the Mattel Barbie) who augmented chicken breasts and attached banana-shaped "fat pink bunnies" to his internal combustion engine. "Fo'shizzle!" said the Lovemeister afterwards. Scofield, an active feminist, decided he wanted to spontaneously combust himself for the fourth time! Fusioned with his augmented chicken breasts and attatched banana-shaped "fat pink bunnies" to his internal combusion engine, Mr. Michael Scofield became Mrs. Michelle Scofield</p>
<p>Once upon a time, Michael Scofield ate a banana and didn't pass it for a month. Everyone thought it was disgusting. That's because it came out his mouth instead of his internal combustion engine. Michael Jackson quickly purchased it on e-Bay for his incredible poo collection but the courts ruled that it was against health regulations. Instead, given Scofield's reality-TV stardom, he blamed it on video-games. You know which ones. There's Hello Kitty Island Adventure, there's Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride, but Michael insisted that the creator of Barbie dolls make a sequel due to the need for banana action. "Indeed," said the creator, "I just want a binge-and-purge action hero, saving us from The Cookie Monster. Bob Dole once named the Cookie Monster "Wifeypoo," explaining his ED problem that was already way out and unbananalike. A Banana Barbie went on a road trip! That's how the game works!" 8 minutes till departure it had to pee like a sprinkler, meaning it wasn't a banana peel but rather an elephant trunk that shrunk into a three-legged monster. <== Best road trip ever! Anyway, gas turbine engines ran around naked, screaming: "Eurika!" or actually it was "EUREEEKAAA!" but what the hey, that's not important. Anyway, the crew ran into Yao Ming and ate Chinese food, and all was well until they spontaneously internally combusted themselves. Which proved Scofield's petrified banana to be an explosive. Thus, it blew out his pharynx by internally castrating his fat pink bunny. That explains Scofield's ED and his fear of rabbits, which drove him to Barbie video-recording college where he had fun with plastic. The next day, his hangover caused him to spontaneously combust. Internally. Making him a shell casing full of stale beer, he decided to become a transsexual and went to Doctor Barbie (the Mattel Barbie) who augmented chicken breasts and attached banana-shaped "fat pink bunnies" to his internal combustion engine. "Fo'shizzle!" said the Lovemeister afterwards. Scofield, an active feminist, decided he wanted to spontaneously combust himself for the fourth time! Fusioned with his augmented chicken breasts and attached banana-shaped "fat pink bunnies" to his internal combustion engine, Mr. Michael Scofield became Mrs. Michelle Scofield, mastering her banana swallowing technique.</p>
<p>I think that's a wrap for this story. Somehow, we've come full circle. That despite the fact that the only thing we all seem to have in common is getting hooked up with the same bad batch of psychedelic mushrooms. </p>
<p>If the next poster agrees that it's time to put a bow on this package, please start a new story. If there's more to tell in this story, feel free to continue with this one.</p>
<p>I think I lost a few brain cells in the process of reading that. Oh well. Someone should publish it.</p>
<p>The story just started to get interesting. Don't end it now!</p>
<p>Once upon a time, Michael Scofield ate a banana and didn't pass it for a month. Everyone thought it was disgusting. That's because it came out his mouth instead of his internal combustion engine. Michael Jackson quickly purchased it on e-Bay for his incredible poo collection but the courts ruled that it was against health regulations. Instead, given Scofield's reality-TV stardom, he blamed it on video-games. You know which ones. There's Hello Kitty Island Adventure, there's Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride, but Michael insisted that the creator of Barbie dolls make a sequel due to the need for banana action. "Indeed," said the creator, "I just want a binge-and-purge action hero, saving us from The Cookie Monster. Bob Dole once named the Cookie Monster "Wifeypoo," explaining his ED problem that was already way out and unbananalike. A Banana Barbie went on a road trip! That's how the game works!" 8 minutes till departure it had to pee like a sprinkler, meaning it wasn't a banana peel but rather an elephant trunk that shrunk into a three-legged monster. <== Best road trip ever! Anyway, gas turbine engines ran around naked, screaming: "Eurika!" or actually it was "EUREEEKAAA!" but what the hey, that's not important. Anyway, the crew ran into Yao Ming and ate Chinese food, and all was well until they spontaneously internally combusted themselves. Which proved Scofield's petrified banana to be an explosive. Thus, it blew out his pharynx by internally castrating his fat pink bunny. That explains Scofield's ED and his fear of rabbits, which drove him to Barbie video-recording college where he had fun with plastic. The next day, his hangover caused him to spontaneously combust. Internally. Making him a shell casing full of stale beer, he decided to become a transsexual and went to Doctor Barbie (the Mattel Barbie) who augmented chicken breasts and attached banana-shaped "fat pink bunnies" to his internal combustion engine. "Fo'shizzle!" said the Lovemeister afterwards. Scofield, an active feminist, decided he wanted to spontaneously combust himself for the fourth time! Fusioned with his augmented chicken breasts and attached banana-shaped "fat pink bunnies" to his internal combustion engine, Mr. Michael Scofield became Mrs. Michelle Scofield, mastering her banana swallowing technique. Her fart sent the world into</p>
<p>That was six words^</p>
<p>Once upon a time, Michael Scofield ate a banana and didn't pass it for a month. Everyone thought it was disgusting. That's because it came out his mouth instead of his internal combustion engine. Michael Jackson quickly purchased it on e-Bay for his incredible poo collection but the courts ruled that it was against health regulations. Instead, given Scofield's reality-TV stardom, he blamed it on video-games. You know which ones. There's Hello Kitty Island Adventure, there's Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride, but Michael insisted that the creator of Barbie dolls make a sequel due to the need for banana action. "Indeed," said the creator, "I just want a binge-and-purge action hero, saving us from The Cookie Monster. Bob Dole once named the Cookie Monster "Wifeypoo," explaining his ED problem that was already way out and unbananalike. A Banana Barbie went on a road trip! That's how the game works!" 8 minutes till departure it had to pee like a sprinkler, meaning it wasn't a banana peel but rather an elephant trunk that shrunk into a three-legged monster. <== Best road trip ever! Anyway, gas turbine engines ran around naked, screaming: "Eurika!" or actually it was "EUREEEKAAA!" but what the hey, that's not important. Anyway, the crew ran into Yao Ming and ate Chinese food, and all was well until they spontaneously internally combusted themselves. Which proved Scofield's petrified banana to be an explosive. Thus, it blew out his pharynx by internally castrating his fat pink bunny. That explains Scofield's ED and his fear of rabbits, which drove him to Barbie video-recording college where he had fun with plastic. The next day, his hangover caused him to spontaneously combust. Internally. Making him a shell casing full of stale beer, he decided to become a transsexual and went to Doctor Barbie (the Mattel Barbie) who augmented chicken breasts and attached banana-shaped "fat pink bunnies" to his internal combustion engine. "Fo'shizzle!" said the Lovemeister afterwards. Scofield, an active feminist, decided he wanted to spontaneously combust himself for the fourth time! Fusioned with his augmented chicken breasts and attached banana-shaped "fat pink bunnies" to his internal combustion engine, Mr. Michael Scofield became Mrs. Michelle Scofield, mastering her banana swallowing technique. Her fart sent the world into extreme global warming, causing the</p>
<p>Once upon a time, Michael Scofield ate a banana and didn't pass it for a month. Everyone thought it was disgusting. That's because it came out his mouth instead of his internal combustion engine. Michael Jackson quickly purchased it on e-Bay for his incredible poo collection but the courts ruled that it was against health regulations. Instead, given Scofield's reality-TV stardom, he blamed it on video-games. You know which ones. There's Hello Kitty Island Adventure, there's Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride, but Michael insisted that the creator of Barbie dolls make a sequel due to the need for banana action. "Indeed," said the creator, "I just want a binge-and-purge action hero, saving us from The Cookie Monster. Bob Dole once named the Cookie Monster "Wifeypoo," explaining his ED problem that was already way out and unbananalike. A Banana Barbie went on a road trip! That's how the game works!" 8 minutes till departure it had to pee like a sprinkler, meaning it wasn't a banana peel but rather an elephant trunk that shrunk into a three-legged monster. <== Best road trip ever! Anyway, gas turbine engines ran around naked, screaming: "Eurika!" or actually it was "EUREEEKAAA!" but what the hey, that's not important. Anyway, the crew ran into Yao Ming and ate Chinese food, and all was well until they spontaneously internally combusted themselves. Which proved Scofield's petrified banana to be an explosive. Thus, it blew out his pharynx by internally castrating his fat pink bunny. That explains Scofield's ED and his fear of rabbits, which drove him to Barbie video-recording college where he had fun with plastic. The next day, his hangover caused him to spontaneously combust. Internally. Making him a shell casing full of stale beer, he decided to become a transsexual and went to Doctor Barbie (the Mattel Barbie) who augmented chicken breasts and attached banana-shaped "fat pink bunnies" to his internal combustion engine. "Fo'shizzle!" said the Lovemeister afterwards. Scofield, an active feminist, decided he wanted to spontaneously combust himself for the fourth time! Fusioned with his augmented chicken breasts and attached banana-shaped "fat pink bunnies" to his internal combustion engine, Mr. Michael Scofield became Mrs. Michelle Scofield, mastering her banana swallowing technique. Her fart sent the world into extreme global warming, causing the polar ice caps to spontaneously combust.</p>
<p>Once upon a time, Michael Scofield ate a banana and didn't pass it for a month. Everyone thought it was disgusting. That's because it came out his mouth instead of his internal combustion engine. Michael Jackson quickly purchased it on e-Bay for his incredible poo collection but the courts ruled that it was against health regulations. Instead, given Scofield's reality-TV stardom, he blamed it on video-games. You know which ones. There's Hello Kitty Island Adventure, there's Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride, but Michael insisted that the creator of Barbie dolls make a sequel due to the need for banana action. "Indeed," said the creator, "I just want a binge-and-purge action hero, saving us from The Cookie Monster. Bob Dole once named the Cookie Monster "Wifeypoo," explaining his ED problem that was already way out and unbananalike. A Banana Barbie went on a road trip! That's how the game works!" 8 minutes till departure it had to pee like a sprinkler, meaning it wasn't a banana peel but rather an elephant trunk that shrunk into a three-legged monster. <== Best road trip ever! Anyway, gas turbine engines ran around naked, screaming: "Eurika!" or actually it was "EUREEEKAAA!" but what the hey, that's not important. Anyway, the crew ran into Yao Ming and ate Chinese food, and all was well until they spontaneously internally combusted themselves. Which proved Scofield's petrified banana to be an explosive. Thus, it blew out his pharynx by internally castrating his fat pink bunny. That explains Scofield's ED and his fear of rabbits, which drove him to Barbie video-recording college where he had fun with plastic. The next day, his hangover caused him to spontaneously combust. Internally. Making him a shell casing full of stale beer, he decided to become a transsexual and went to Doctor Barbie (the Mattel Barbie) who augmented chicken breasts and attached banana-shaped "fat pink bunnies" to his internal combustion engine. "Fo'shizzle!" said the Lovemeister afterwards. Scofield, an active feminist, decided he wanted to spontaneously combust himself for the fourth time! Fusioned with his augmented chicken breasts and attached banana-shaped "fat pink bunnies" to his internal combustion engine, Mr. Michael Scofield became Mrs. Michelle Scofield, mastering her banana swallowing technique. Her fart sent the world into extreme global warming, causing the polar ice caps to spontaneously combust. The Earth got so hot</p>
<p>Once upon a time, Michael Scofield ate a banana and didn't pass it for a month. Everyone thought it was disgusting. That's because it came out his mouth instead of his internal combustion engine. Michael Jackson quickly purchased it on e-Bay for his incredible poo collection but the courts ruled that it was against health regulations. Instead, given Scofield's reality-TV stardom, he blamed it on video-games. You know which ones. There's Hello Kitty Island Adventure, there's Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride, but Michael insisted that the creator of Barbie dolls make a sequel due to the need for banana action. "Indeed," said the creator, "I just want a binge-and-purge action hero, saving us from The Cookie Monster. Bob Dole once named the Cookie Monster "Wifeypoo," explaining his ED problem that was already way out and unbananalike. A Banana Barbie went on a road trip! That's how the game works!" 8 minutes till departure it had to pee like a sprinkler, meaning it wasn't a banana peel but rather an elephant trunk that shrunk into a three-legged monster. <== Best road trip ever! Anyway, gas turbine engines ran around naked, screaming: "Eurika!" or actually it was "EUREEEKAAA!" but what the hey, that's not important. Anyway, the crew ran into Yao Ming and ate Chinese food, and all was well until they spontaneously internally combusted themselves. Which proved Scofield's petrified banana to be an explosive. Thus, it blew out his pharynx by internally castrating his fat pink bunny. That explains Scofield's ED and his fear of rabbits, which drove him to Barbie video-recording college where he had fun with plastic. The next day, his hangover caused him to spontaneously combust. Internally. Making him a shell casing full of stale beer, he decided to become a transsexual and went to Doctor Barbie (the Mattel Barbie) who augmented chicken breasts and attached banana-shaped "fat pink bunnies" to his internal combustion engine. "Fo'shizzle!" said the Lovemeister afterwards. Scofield, an active feminist, decided he wanted to spontaneously combust himself for the fourth time! Fusioned with his augmented chicken breasts and attached banana-shaped "fat pink bunnies" to his internal combustion engine, Mr. Michael Scofield became Mrs. Michelle Scofield, mastering her banana swallowing technique. Her fart sent the world into extreme global warming, causing the polar ice caps to spontaneously combust. The Earth got so hot that 'Jupiter' became incredibly horny</p>
<p>Once upon a time, Michael Scofield ate a banana and didn't pass it for a month. Everyone thought it was disgusting. That's because it came out his mouth instead of his internal combustion engine. Michael Jackson quickly purchased it on e-Bay for his incredible poo collection but the courts ruled that it was against health regulations. Instead, given Scofield's reality-TV stardom, he blamed it on video-games. You know which ones. There's Hello Kitty Island Adventure, there's Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride, but Michael insisted that the creator of Barbie dolls make a sequel due to the need for banana action. "Indeed," said the creator, "I just want a binge-and-purge action hero, saving us from The Cookie Monster. Bob Dole once named the Cookie Monster "Wifeypoo," explaining his ED problem that was already way out and unbananalike. A Banana Barbie went on a road trip! That's how the game works!" 8 minutes till departure it had to pee like a sprinkler, meaning it wasn't a banana peel but rather an elephant trunk that shrunk into a three-legged monster. <== Best road trip ever! Anyway, gas turbine engines ran around naked, screaming: "Eurika!" or actually it was "EUREEEKAAA!" but what the hey, that's not important. Anyway, the crew ran into Yao Ming and ate Chinese food, and all was well until they spontaneously internally combusted themselves. Which proved Scofield's petrified banana to be an explosive. Thus, it blew out his pharynx by internally castrating his fat pink bunny. That explains Scofield's ED and his fear of rabbits, which drove him to Barbie video-recording college where he had fun with plastic. The next day, his hangover caused him to spontaneously combust. Internally. Making him a shell casing full of stale beer, he decided to become a transsexual and went to Doctor Barbie (the Mattel Barbie) who augmented chicken breasts and attached banana-shaped "fat pink bunnies" to his internal combustion engine. "Fo'shizzle!" said the Lovemeister afterwards. Scofield, an active feminist, decided he wanted to spontaneously combust himself for the fourth time! Fusioned with his augmented chicken breasts and attached banana-shaped "fat pink bunnies" to his internal combustion engine, Mr. Michael Scofield became Mrs. Michelle Scofield, mastering her banana swallowing technique. Her fart sent the world into extreme global warming, causing the polar ice caps to spontaneously combust. The Earth got so hot that 'Jupiter' became incredibly horny. Planets collided causing them to</p>
<p>Once upon a time, Michael Scofield ate a banana and didn't pass it for a month. Everyone thought it was disgusting. That's because it came out his mouth instead of his internal combustion engine. Michael Jackson quickly purchased it on e-Bay for his incredible poo collection but the courts ruled that it was against health regulations. Instead, given Scofield's reality-TV stardom, he blamed it on video-games. You know which ones. There's Hello Kitty Island Adventure, there's Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride, but Michael insisted that the creator of Barbie dolls make a sequel due to the need for banana action. "Indeed," said the creator, "I just want a binge-and-purge action hero, saving us from The Cookie Monster. Bob Dole once named the Cookie Monster "Wifeypoo," explaining his ED problem that was already way out and unbananalike. A Banana Barbie went on a road trip! That's how the game works!" 8 minutes till departure it had to pee like a sprinkler, meaning it wasn't a banana peel but rather an elephant trunk that shrunk into a three-legged monster. <== Best road trip ever! Anyway, gas turbine engines ran around naked, screaming: "Eurika!" or actually it was "EUREEEKAAA!" but what the hey, that's not important. Anyway, the crew ran into Yao Ming and ate Chinese food, and all was well until they spontaneously internally combusted themselves. Which proved Scofield's petrified banana to be an explosive. Thus, it blew out his pharynx by internally castrating his fat pink bunny. That explains Scofield's ED and his fear of rabbits, which drove him to Barbie video-recording college where he had fun with plastic. The next day, his hangover caused him to spontaneously combust. Internally. Making him a shell casing full of stale beer, he decided to become a transsexual and went to Doctor Barbie (the Mattel Barbie) who augmented chicken breasts and attached banana-shaped "fat pink bunnies" to his internal combustion engine. "Fo'shizzle!" said the Lovemeister afterwards. Scofield, an active feminist, decided he wanted to spontaneously combust himself for the fourth time! Fusioned with his augmented chicken breasts and attached banana-shaped "fat pink bunnies" to his internal combustion engine, Mr. Michael Scofield became Mrs. Michelle Scofield, mastering her banana swallowing technique. Her fart sent the world into extreme global warming, causing the polar ice caps to spontaneously combust. The Earth got so hot that 'Jupiter' became incredibly horny. Planets collided causing them to sponaneously combust lots of babies.</p>
<p>Once upon a time, Michael Scofield ate a banana and didn't pass it for a month. Everyone thought it was disgusting. That's because it came out his mouth instead of his internal combustion engine. Michael Jackson quickly purchased it on e-Bay for his incredible poo collection but the courts ruled that it was against health regulations. Instead, given Scofield's reality-TV stardom, he blamed it on video-games. You know which ones. There's Hello Kitty Island Adventure, there's Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride, but Michael insisted that the creator of Barbie dolls make a sequel due to the need for banana action. "Indeed," said the creator, "I just want a binge-and-purge action hero, saving us from The Cookie Monster. Bob Dole once named the Cookie Monster "Wifeypoo," explaining his ED problem that was already way out and unbananalike. A Banana Barbie went on a road trip! That's how the game works!" 8 minutes till departure it had to pee like a sprinkler, meaning it wasn't a banana peel but rather an elephant trunk that shrunk into a three-legged monster. <== Best road trip ever! Anyway, gas turbine engines ran around naked, screaming: "Eurika!" or actually it was "EUREEEKAAA!" but what the hey, that's not important. Anyway, the crew ran into Yao Ming and ate Chinese food, and all was well until they spontaneously internally combusted themselves. Which proved Scofield's petrified banana to be an explosive. Thus, it blew out his pharynx by internally castrating his fat pink bunny. That explains Scofield's ED and his fear of rabbits, which drove him to Barbie video-recording college where he had fun with plastic. The next day, his hangover caused him to spontaneously combust. Internally. Making him a shell casing full of stale beer, he decided to become a transsexual and went to Doctor Barbie (the Mattel Barbie) who augmented chicken breasts and attached banana-shaped "fat pink bunnies" to his internal combustion engine. "Fo'shizzle!" said the Lovemeister afterwards. Scofield, an active feminist, decided he wanted to spontaneously combust himself for the fourth time! Fusioned with his augmented chicken breasts and attached banana-shaped "fat pink bunnies" to his internal combustion engine, Mr. Michael Scofield became Mrs. Michelle Scofield, mastering her banana swallowing technique. Her fart sent the world into extreme global warming, causing the polar ice caps to spontaneously combust. The Earth got so hot that 'Jupiter' became incredibly horny. Planets collided causing them to spontaneously combust lots of babies. Until Sara Tancredi found out about this and I started this story so I get to end it some other time :). Okay, sorry I'm a noob at color editing here. What color am I suppose to use?</p>
<p>#e3e3e3...and, for my money, it's time to end this and move on to another story that will inevitably internally combust as this one has done (several times now). Either that or someone needs to get me some bad acid so I can begin to appreciate this again.</p>