Three Word Story

<p>Far, far away lived a man with no shoes. So he decided to buy himself a Mercedes-Benz and seek out Paris Hilton for a night. While embarking upon this perilous journey, the man caught a glimpse of an internal combustion engine lying on the side of the road. Then he sat on it and spontaneously combusted, sending the Universe into chaos; the spontaneity of this spontaneous combustion was so immensely spontaneous that it spontaneously created a massive rip in the space-time continuum, which consequently spontaneously engulfed everything in a 50-trillion lightyear radius, including what was left of the very spontaneous spontaneously combusting man and his Mercedes-Benz. Because he still had no shoes, he decided to make slippers out of the hood of his Mercedes-Benz. Later the man, named Ben by his Unicorn foster parents who lived in Nome, Alaska, ventured into the uncharted territory of Engine Combustion County in California, where he met his future-combustion enigneer eating a combustion engine motorcycle wheel. Typical of others who ingest heavy metals he went deaf while playing air guitar and, in addition to that, he experienced memory loss, increased allergic reactions, high blood pressure, depression, mood swings, irritability, poor concentration, aggressive behavior, sleep disabilities, fatigue, speech disorders, high blood pressure, cholesterol, triglycerides, vascular occlusion, neuropathy, autoimmune diseases, and chronic fatigue, which was really just the beginning of the end for him because what he really had was a high level of copper that he had ingested which led to a psychotic break from reality, a type of schizophrenia, and even though copper diffuses out of the liver into the blood and then into other tissues, it has disastrous effects on the brain where it can cause motor neurologic disease characterized by any combination of tremors, dystonia, dystopia, dysarthria, dysphagia, dysentery, dyseptic ulcers, dyslexia, dystinction, dysease, chorea, drooling, open-mouthedness, and incoordination, all of which manifests itself as grossly inappropriate behavior, sudden deterioration of schoolwork, or, rarely, psychosis indistinguishable from schizophrenia or manic-depressive illness, but then, as the copper moves from liver to brain, some of it inevitably deposited in Descemet's membrane of the cornea, producing gold or greenish gold Kayser-Fleischer rings or crescents, which made him freaky cat-like in appearance. Then, Ben went to a hot doctor named Dr. Meredith Grey who cured him of all his illnesses by kissing his left toenail, which had been swollen by a huge alien egg found in North Dakota. As morning arrived, Ben was so hungry he ate twenty Tyrannosaurus Rexes, only to find himself vomiting on Dr. Meredith Grey's winkie. The twenty Tyrannosaurus eggs hatched and grew very fast in Ben's stomach because of the hydrochloric acid, and in twenty three minutes, twenty full grown T-Rexes burst out of his stomach and fought over which one of them would eat Dr. Grey.</p>

<p>Far, far away lived a man with no shoes. So he decided to buy himself a Mercedes-Benz and seek out Paris Hilton for a night. While embarking upon this perilous journey, the man caught a glimpse of an internal combustion engine lying on the side of the road. Then he sat on it and spontaneously combusted, sending the Universe into chaos; the spontaneity of this spontaneous combustion was so immensely spontaneous that it spontaneously created a massive rip in the space-time continuum, which consequently spontaneously engulfed everything in a 50-trillion lightyear radius, including what was left of the very spontaneous spontaneously combusting man and his Mercedes-Benz. Because he still had no shoes, he decided to make slippers out of the hood of his Mercedes-Benz. Later the man, named Ben by his Unicorn foster parents who lived in Nome, Alaska, ventured into the uncharted territory of Engine Combustion County in California, where he met his future-combustion enigneer eating a combustion engine motorcycle wheel. Typical of others who ingest heavy metals he went deaf while playing air guitar and, in addition to that, he experienced memory loss, increased allergic reactions, high blood pressure, depression, mood swings, irritability, poor concentration, aggressive behavior, sleep disabilities, fatigue, speech disorders, high blood pressure, cholesterol, triglycerides, vascular occlusion, neuropathy, autoimmune diseases, and chronic fatigue, which was really just the beginning of the end for him because what he really had was a high level of copper that he had ingested which led to a psychotic break from reality, a type of schizophrenia, and even though copper diffuses out of the liver into the blood and then into other tissues, it has disastrous effects on the brain where it can cause motor neurologic disease characterized by any combination of tremors, dystonia, dystopia, dysarthria, dysphagia, dysentery, dyseptic ulcers, dyslexia, dystinction, dysease, chorea, drooling, open-mouthedness, and incoordination, all of which manifests itself as grossly inappropriate behavior, sudden deterioration of schoolwork, or, rarely, psychosis indistinguishable from schizophrenia or manic-depressive illness, but then, as the copper moves from liver to brain, some of it inevitably deposited in Descemet's membrane of the cornea, producing gold or greenish gold Kayser-Fleischer rings or crescents, which made him freaky cat-like in appearance. Then, Ben went to a hot doctor named Dr. Meredith Grey who cured him of all his illnesses by kissing his left toenail, which had been swollen by a huge alien egg found in North Dakota. As morning arrived, Ben was so hungry he ate twenty Tyrannosaurus Rexes, only to find himself vomiting on Dr. Meredith Grey's winkie. The twenty Tyrannosaurus eggs hatched and grew very fast in Ben's stomach because of the hydrochloric acid, and in twenty three minutes, twenty full grown T-Rexes burst out of his stomach and fought over which one of them would eat Dr. Grey. Dr Grey then seduced the master Trex and had sex with her while she preformed emergency surgery on Ben to fix his stomach, which was saved at the last minute: Ben was alive and well, yet Dr. Grey was now pregnant with the female dinosaur's baby.</p>

<p>Far, far away lived a man with no shoes. So he decided to buy himself a Mercedes-Benz and seek out Paris Hilton for a night. While embarking upon this perilous journey, the man caught a glimpse of an internal combustion engine lying on the side of the road. Then he sat on it and spontaneously combusted, sending the Universe into chaos; the spontaneity of this spontaneous combustion was so immensely spontaneous that it spontaneously created a massive rip in the space-time continuum, which consequently spontaneously engulfed everything in a 50-trillion lightyear radius, including what was left of the very spontaneous spontaneously combusting man and his Mercedes-Benz. Because he still had no shoes, he decided to make slippers out of the hood of his Mercedes-Benz. Later the man, named Ben by his Unicorn foster parents who lived in Nome, Alaska, ventured into the uncharted territory of Engine Combustion County in California, where he met his future-combustion enigneer eating a combustion engine motorcycle wheel. Typical of others who ingest heavy metals he went deaf while playing air guitar and, in addition to that, he experienced memory loss, increased allergic reactions, high blood pressure, depression, mood swings, irritability, poor concentration, aggressive behavior, sleep disabilities, fatigue, speech disorders, high blood pressure, cholesterol, triglycerides, vascular occlusion, neuropathy, autoimmune diseases, and chronic fatigue, which was really just the beginning of the end for him because what he really had was a high level of copper that he had ingested which led to a psychotic break from reality, a type of schizophrenia, and even though copper diffuses out of the liver into the blood and then into other tissues, it has disastrous effects on the brain where it can cause motor neurologic disease characterized by any combination of tremors, dystonia, dystopia, dysarthria, dysphagia, dysentery, dyseptic ulcers, dyslexia, dystinction, dysease, chorea, drooling, open-mouthedness, and incoordination, all of which manifests itself as grossly inappropriate behavior, sudden deterioration of schoolwork, or, rarely, psychosis indistinguishable from schizophrenia or manic-depressive illness, but then, as the copper moves from liver to brain, some of it inevitably deposited in Descemet's membrane of the cornea, producing gold or greenish gold Kayser-Fleischer rings or crescents, which made him freaky cat-like in appearance. Then, Ben went to a hot doctor named Dr. Meredith Grey who cured him of all his illnesses by kissing his left toenail, which had been swollen by a huge alien egg found in North Dakota. As morning arrived, Ben was so hungry he ate twenty Tyrannosaurus Rexes, only to find himself vomiting on Dr. Meredith Grey's winkie. The twenty Tyrannosaurus eggs hatched and grew very fast in Ben's stomach because of the hydrochloric acid, and in twenty three minutes, twenty full grown T-Rexes burst out of his stomach and fought over which one of them would eat Dr. Grey. Dr Grey then seduced the master Trex and had sex with her while she preformed emergency surgery on Ben to fix his stomach, which was saved at the last minute: Ben was alive and well, yet Dr. Grey was now pregnant with the female dinosaur's baby. The female dinosaur's boyfriend was furious, killing his wife, and forced a miscarriage on Dr. Grey, and instead impregnated Dr. Grey with his own dinosaur baby.</p>

<p>All of you are gay because...</p>

<p>you write really long things that I don't have time to read and...</p>

<p>im no longer following the rules either but...</p>

<p>Far, far away lived a man with no shoes. So he decided to buy himself a Mercedes-Benz and seek out Paris Hilton for a night. While embarking upon this perilous journey, the man caught a glimpse of an internal combustion engine lying on the side of the road. Then he sat on it and spontaneously combusted, sending the Universe into chaos; the spontaneity of this spontaneous combustion was so immensely spontaneous that it spontaneously created a massive rip in the space-time continuum, which consequently spontaneously engulfed everything in a 50-trillion lightyear radius, including what was left of the very spontaneous spontaneously combusting man and his Mercedes-Benz. Because he still had no shoes, he decided to make slippers out of the hood of his Mercedes-Benz. Later the man, named Ben by his Unicorn foster parents who lived in Nome, Alaska, ventured into the uncharted territory of Engine Combustion County in California, where he met his future-combustion enigneer eating a combustion engine motorcycle wheel. Typical of others who ingest heavy metals he went deaf while playing air guitar and, in addition to that, he experienced memory loss, increased allergic reactions, high blood pressure, depression, mood swings, irritability, poor concentration, aggressive behavior, sleep disabilities, fatigue, speech disorders, high blood pressure, cholesterol, triglycerides, vascular occlusion, neuropathy, autoimmune diseases, and chronic fatigue, which was really just the beginning of the end for him because what he really had was a high level of copper that he had ingested which led to a psychotic break from reality, a type of schizophrenia, and even though copper diffuses out of the liver into the blood and then into other tissues, it has disastrous effects on the brain where it can cause motor neurologic disease characterized by any combination of tremors, dystonia, dystopia, dysarthria, dysphagia, dysentery, dyseptic ulcers, dyslexia, dystinction, dysease, chorea, drooling, open-mouthedness, and incoordination, all of which manifests itself as grossly inappropriate behavior, sudden deterioration of schoolwork, or, rarely, psychosis indistinguishable from schizophrenia or manic-depressive illness, but then, as the copper moves from liver to brain, some of it inevitably deposited in Descemet's membrane of the cornea, producing gold or greenish gold Kayser-Fleischer rings or crescents, which made him freaky cat-like in appearance. Then, Ben went to a hot doctor named Dr. Meredith Grey who cured him of all his illnesses by kissing his left toenail, which had been swollen by a huge alien egg found in North Dakota. As morning arrived, Ben was so hungry he ate twenty Tyrannosaurus Rexes, only to find himself vomiting on Dr. Meredith Grey's winkie. The twenty Tyrannosaurus eggs hatched and grew very fast in Ben's stomach because of the hydrochloric acid, and in twenty three minutes, twenty full grown T-Rexes burst out of his stomach and fought over which one of them would eat Dr. Grey. Dr Grey then seduced the master Trex and had sex with her while she preformed emergency surgery on Ben to fix his stomach, which was saved at the last minute: Ben was alive and well, yet Dr. Grey was now pregnant with the female dinosaur's baby. The female dinosaur's boyfriend was furious, killing his wife, and forced a miscarriage on Dr. Grey, and instead impregnated Dr. Grey with his own dinosaur baby. The dinosaur baby also ate RDarin up, an evil minded sasquatch.</p>