<p>Donald Trump's new reality TV-show on the Lifetime Women's Network was so offending that women internally combusted themselves by appearing on a televised "Most Explosive Spontaneous Combustion" competition. They dared trump to eat</p>
<p>Donald Trump's new reality TV-show on the Lifetime Women's Network was so offensive that women internally combusted themselves by appearing on a televised "Most Explosive Spontaneous Combustion" competition. They dared Trump to eat his words and express remorse</p>
<p>Donald Trump's new reality TV-show on the Lifetime Women's Network was so offensive that women internally combusted themselves by appearing on a televised "Most Explosive Spontaneous Combustion" competition. They dared Trump to eat his words and express remorse after uttering blasphemy on the</p>
<p>Donald Trump's new reality TV-show on the Lifetime Women's Network was so offensive that women internally combusted themselves by appearing on a televised "Most Explosive Spontaneous Combustion" competition. They dared Trump to eat his words and express remorse after uttering blasphemy on the "View." You see, Rosie and</p>
<p>Donald Trump's new reality TV-show on the Lifetime Women's Network was so offensive that women internally combusted themselves by appearing on a televised "Most Explosive Spontaneous Combustion" competition. They dared Trump to eat his words and express remorse after uttering blasphemy on the "View." You see, Rosie and I resuscitated and performed CPR on this thread to keep it alive, and now it is alive, breathing again...</p>
<p>Donald Trump's new reality TV-show on the Lifetime Women's Network was so offensive that women internally combusted themselves by appearing on a televised "Most Explosive Spontaneous Combustion" competition. They dared Trump to eat his words and express remorse after uttering blasphemy on the "View." You see, Rosie and I resuscitated and performed CPR on this thread to keep it alive, and now it is alive, breathing again...
But it has double pneumonia</p>
<p>Donald Trump's new reality TV-show on the Lifetime Women's Network was so offensive that women internally combusted themselves by appearing on a televised "Most Explosive Spontaneous Combustion" competition. They dared Trump to eat his words and express remorse after uttering blasphemy on the "View." You see, Rosie and I resuscitated and performed CPR on this thread to keep it alive, and now it is alive, breathing again...
But it has double pneumonia so i'll start another story:</p>
<p>Once upon a time, there was a:</p>
<p>Once upon a time, there was a person who luckily did NOT internally combust. One day,</p>
<p>Once upon a time, there was a person who luckily did NOT internally combust. One day, he decided to internally combust his French teacher in the desert. Unfortunately,</p>
<p>Once upon a time, there was a person who luckily did NOT internally combust. One day, he decided to internally combust his French teacher in the desert. Unfortunately, they both combusted. The End</p>
<p>What happened to the "three word" guideless.
Let's start a story where everyone types one sentence.
The only rule: don't talk about combustion :).</p>
<p>Far, far away lived a man with no shoes.</p>
<p>Far, far away lived a man with no shoes. So he decided to buy himself a Mercedes-Benz and seek out Paris Hilton for a night.</p>
<p>Far, far away lived a man with no shoes. So he decided to buy himself a Mercedes-Benz and seek out Paris Hilton for a night. While embarking upon this perilous journey, the man caught a glimpse of an internal combustion engine lying on the side of the road. [I am the original internal combustion-er. Looks like it caught on. :cool:]</p>
<p>Far, far away lived a man with no shoes. So he decided to buy himself a Mercedes-Benz and seek out Paris Hilton for a night. While embarking upon this perilous journey, the man caught a glimpse of an internal combustion engine lying on the side of the road. then he sat</p>
<p>Far, far away lived a man with no shoes. So he decided to buy himself a Mercedes-Benz and seek out Paris Hilton for a night. While embarking upon this perilous journey, the man caught a glimpse of an internal combustion engine lying on the side of the road. Then he sat on it and spontaneously combusted, sending the Universe into chaos; the spontaneity of this spontaneous combustion was so immensely spontaneous that it spontaneously created a massive rip in the space-time continuum, which consequently spontaneously engulfed everything in a 50-trillion lightyear radius, including what was left of the very spontaneous spontaneously combusting man and his Mercedes-Benz.</p>
<p>Far, far away lived a man with no shoes. So he decided to buy himself a Mercedes-Benz and seek out Paris Hilton for a night. While embarking upon this perilous journey, the man caught a glimpse of an internal combustion engine lying on the side of the road. Then he sat on it and spontaneously combusted, sending the Universe into chaos; the spontaneity of this spontaneous combustion was so immensely spontaneous that it spontaneously created a massive rip in the space-time continuum, which consequently spontaneously engulfed everything in a 50-trillion lightyear radius, including what was left of the very spontaneous spontaneously combusting man and his Mercedes-Benz. Because he still had no shoes, he decided to make slippers out of the hood of his Mercedes-Benz.</p>
<p>Far, far away lived a man with no shoes. So he decided to buy himself a Mercedes-Benz and seek out Paris Hilton for a night. While embarking upon this perilous journey, the man caught a glimpse of an internal combustion engine lying on the side of the road. Then he sat on it and spontaneously combusted, sending the Universe into chaos; the spontaneity of this spontaneous combustion was so immensely spontaneous that it spontaneously created a massive rip in the space-time continuum, which consequently spontaneously engulfed everything in a 50-trillion lightyear radius, including what was left of the very spontaneous spontaneously combusting man and his Mercedes-Benz. Because he still had no shoes, he decided to make slippers out of the hood of his Mercedes-Benz. Later the man, named Ben by his Unicorn foster parents who lived in Nome, Alaska, ventured into the uncharted territory of Engine Combustion County in California, where he met his future-combustion enigneer eating a combustion engine motorcycle wheel.</p>
<p>One sentence, huh? Okay...</p>
<p>Far, far away lived a man with no shoes. So he decided to buy himself a Mercedes-Benz and seek out Paris Hilton for a night. While embarking upon this perilous journey, the man caught a glimpse of an internal combustion engine lying on the side of the road. Then he sat on it and spontaneously combusted, sending the Universe into chaos; the spontaneity of this spontaneous combustion was so immensely spontaneous that it spontaneously created a massive rip in the space-time continuum, which consequently spontaneously engulfed everything in a 50-trillion lightyear radius, including what was left of the very spontaneous spontaneously combusting man and his Mercedes-Benz. Because he still had no shoes, he decided to make slippers out of the hood of his Mercedes-Benz. Later the man, named Ben by his Unicorn foster parents who lived in Nome, Alaska, ventured into the uncharted territory of Engine Combustion County in California, where he met his future-combustion enigneer eating a combustion engine motorcycle wheel. Typical of others who ingest heavy metals he went deaf while playing air guitar and, in addition to that, he experienced memory loss, increased allergic reactions, high blood pressure, depression, mood swings, irritability, poor concentration, aggressive behavior, sleep disabilities, fatigue, speech disorders, high blood pressure, cholesterol, triglycerides, vascular occlusion, neuropathy, autoimmune diseases, and chronic fatigue, which was really just the beginning of the end for him because what he really had was a high level of copper that he had ingested which led to a psychotic break from reality, a type of schizophrenia, and even though copper diffuses out of the liver into the blood and then into other tissues, it has disastrous effects on the brain where it can cause motor neurologic disease characterized by any combination of tremors, dystonia, dystopia, dysarthria, dysphagia, dysentery, dyseptic ulcers, dyslexia, dystinction, dysease, chorea, drooling, open-mouthedness, and incoordination, all of which manifests itself as grossly inappropriate behavior, sudden deterioration of schoolwork, or, rarely, psychosis indistinguishable from schizophrenia or manic-depressive illness, but then, as the copper moves from liver to brain, some of it inevitably deposited in Descemet's membrane of the cornea, producing gold or greenish gold Kayser-Fleischer rings or crescents. which made him freaky cat-like in appearance.</p>
<p>Pie is good.</p>
<p>Far, far away lived a man with no shoes. So he decided to buy himself a Mercedes-Benz and seek out Paris Hilton for a night. While embarking upon this perilous journey, the man caught a glimpse of an internal combustion engine lying on the side of the road. Then he sat on it and spontaneously combusted, sending the Universe into chaos; the spontaneity of this spontaneous combustion was so immensely spontaneous that it spontaneously created a massive rip in the space-time continuum, which consequently spontaneously engulfed everything in a 50-trillion lightyear radius, including what was left of the very spontaneous spontaneously combusting man and his Mercedes-Benz. Because he still had no shoes, he decided to make slippers out of the hood of his Mercedes-Benz. Later the man, named Ben by his Unicorn foster parents who lived in Nome, Alaska, ventured into the uncharted territory of Engine Combustion County in California, where he met his future-combustion enigneer eating a combustion engine motorcycle wheel. Typical of others who ingest heavy metals he went deaf while playing air guitar and, in addition to that, he experienced memory loss, increased allergic reactions, high blood pressure, depression, mood swings, irritability, poor concentration, aggressive behavior, sleep disabilities, fatigue, speech disorders, high blood pressure, cholesterol, triglycerides, vascular occlusion, neuropathy, autoimmune diseases, and chronic fatigue, which was really just the beginning of the end for him because what he really had was a high level of copper that he had ingested which led to a psychotic break from reality, a type of schizophrenia, and even though copper diffuses out of the liver into the blood and then into other tissues, it has disastrous effects on the brain where it can cause motor neurologic disease characterized by any combination of tremors, dystonia, dystopia, dysarthria, dysphagia, dysentery, dyseptic ulcers, dyslexia, dystinction, dysease, chorea, drooling, open-mouthedness, and incoordination, all of which manifests itself as grossly inappropriate behavior, sudden deterioration of schoolwork, or, rarely, psychosis indistinguishable from schizophrenia or manic-depressive illness, but then, as the copper moves from liver to brain, some of it inevitably deposited in Descemet's membrane of the cornea, producing gold or greenish gold Kayser-Fleischer rings or crescents. which made him freaky cat-like in appearance. Then, Ben went to a hot doctor named Dr. Meredith Grey who cured him of all his illnesses by kissing his left toenail, which had been swolen by a huge alien egg found in North Dakota.</p>
<p>Far, far away lived a man with no shoes. So he decided to buy himself a Mercedes-Benz and seek out Paris Hilton for a night. While embarking upon this perilous journey, the man caught a glimpse of an internal combustion engine lying on the side of the road. Then he sat on it and spontaneously combusted, sending the Universe into chaos; the spontaneity of this spontaneous combustion was so immensely spontaneous that it spontaneously created a massive rip in the space-time continuum, which consequently spontaneously engulfed everything in a 50-trillion lightyear radius, including what was left of the very spontaneous spontaneously combusting man and his Mercedes-Benz. Because he still had no shoes, he decided to make slippers out of the hood of his Mercedes-Benz. Later the man, named Ben by his Unicorn foster parents who lived in Nome, Alaska, ventured into the uncharted territory of Engine Combustion County in California, where he met his future-combustion enigneer eating a combustion engine motorcycle wheel. Typical of others who ingest heavy metals he went deaf while playing air guitar and, in addition to that, he experienced memory loss, increased allergic reactions, high blood pressure, depression, mood swings, irritability, poor concentration, aggressive behavior, sleep disabilities, fatigue, speech disorders, high blood pressure, cholesterol, triglycerides, vascular occlusion, neuropathy, autoimmune diseases, and chronic fatigue, which was really just the beginning of the end for him because what he really had was a high level of copper that he had ingested which led to a psychotic break from reality, a type of schizophrenia, and even though copper diffuses out of the liver into the blood and then into other tissues, it has disastrous effects on the brain where it can cause motor neurologic disease characterized by any combination of tremors, dystonia, dystopia, dysarthria, dysphagia, dysentery, dyseptic ulcers, dyslexia, dystinction, dysease, chorea, drooling, open-mouthedness, and incoordination, all of which manifests itself as grossly inappropriate behavior, sudden deterioration of schoolwork, or, rarely, psychosis indistinguishable from schizophrenia or manic-depressive illness, but then, as the copper moves from liver to brain, some of it inevitably deposited in Descemet's membrane of the cornea, producing gold or greenish gold Kayser-Fleischer rings or crescents, which made him freaky cat-like in appearance. Then, Ben went to a hot doctor named Dr. Meredith Grey who cured him of all his illnesses by kissing his left toenail, which had been swollen by a huge alien egg found in North Dakota. As morning arrived, Ben was so hungry he ate twenty Tyrannosaurus Rexes, only to find himself vomiting on Dr. Meredith Grey's winkie.</p>