Tired of the Typical CCer? List Your Imperfections For Fun!

<p>I only passed 1/6 of my ap tests
I never even took an SAT II
I like to drink...and every 3 months or so I smoke the occasional cigar
Random sex with women is fun to me
I do my homework, if i do it, in class right before its due
Ive never studied in my life
**** procrastinating...i dont do the assignment</p>

<p>for the good:</p>

<p>I did manage to maintain a 4.5 weighted gpa without doing pretty much any work
I got a 1200 M/V SAT (my personal best) with a hangover, 3 hrs sleep, and no calculator
I will own any of you in lacrosse
I actually have a ***en security clearance
I managed to get into a pretty decent college</p>

<p>I can't write quickly by hand. At my school English exams are always 2-3 essays, and I've taken one of them every year since 7th grade, but until this year (I'm a rising senior) I'd never actually managed to finish one... that's how slow of a writer I am. (Getting the highest score in my grade this year made up for it, although I guess that's not really an imperfection...)</p>

<p>I have hardly anything in the EC department and will be starting 4 this year to "make up for lost time." So they'll be seeing my disinterest, and I will not be ashamed.</p>

<p>i type a lot faster than i write. i have never done an extra curricular activity. i have never taken a SAT II test. i spend way too much time on the computer. i sometimes criticize people for what they eat.</p>

<p>i sometimes criticize people for what they eat.
I do that mentally, but never out loud. I'm such a food snob/obsessive about nutrition.</p>

<p>I got a 3.32 and 3.27 for the first two trimesters for junior year....(au revoir Wharton....) if only I MAINTAINED my 3.6 then I might actually have a chance at Wharton...whatever I'll go there for my MBA.</p>

<p>I have bad extracurriculars and stuff like that and so I don't stand out as a unique student!</p>

<p>Me and math and science aren't good friends.</p>

<p>Oh well. :)</p>

<p>Haha, this thread made me feel a lot better by the way.</p>

<p>yeah...im a rising junior and i still havent managed to get an A in math in high school....and i got a B in history second semester...ridiculous</p>

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<p>As most people here I procrastinate. I'm also terribly stubborn, and I have a favorite out of my four dogs. The poor other three if they only knew how bad a mother I am.</p>

<p>ZERO ECs</p>

<p>ZERO Community Service</p>

<p>2 on AP Physics C: E&M</p>

<p>Procrastinates Like Hell</p>

<p>Never Studies At School and on Standardized Tests</p>

<p>I Stink At Spanish</p>

<p>i didnt take a foreign language in HS.</p>

<p>I got a 620 on my chem SAT(...but I won the school science award.) </p>

<p>I've never started an essay earlier than 11:30 the night before its due for AP eng lang, my teacher thought i was the hardest worker ever, and i ended up with 100 average and a 5</p>

<p>I used sparknotes in 9th and 10th grade, almost never read required books, just to prove i could get away with it. (i did)</p>

<p>i actually forgot to sign up for all my SATIIs this year. so now i have to wait until november, so i can forget the material and bomb them.</p>

<p>im misanthropic and i make fun of people way too much.</p>

<p>3.33 GPA
1700 on the SATs
No APs
No SAT IIs
Minimal ECs
Little studying
Only started taking honors Junior year
Mostly B's</p>

<p>Luckily only one C (Geom.) We get penalized for not taking Honors. Lucky for me XD</p>

<p>Let's see...</p>

<p>-I procrastinate like it's my job
-I have yet to write a thesis paper before the night before it was due
-I have not, and will not, take any AP's (Did do honors though)
-I got two C+'s freshmen year, one in Algebra II Honors, and one in Bio Honors
-I got a 590 on the SAT I Math, and I'm too lazy to study and retake it (I suck at math, so I'm satisfied)
-I never read books unless I absolutely have to. I always use SparkNotes or Pink Monkey. (They've been working fine for me, though. Straight A's in English Honors since freshman year.) Come to think of it, I haven't read a book since I was a freshman.
-I don't take notes or study. I try to learn the material through listening and remembering.</p>

<p>I love this thread!</p>

<p>i cant reed</p>

<p>I have like no EC</p>

<p>Instead of reading the books, usually I Google them. When the book is boring, that is.</p>

<p>I lie about what books I've read. "Have you read <em>_?" "Omgosh yes the plot and theme are amazing!!!" another scenario: "OMgosh you need to read this book: _</em>!" "Well, I've already read it and the plot and theme are amazing!" hehe</p>

<p>I sometimes give people the wrong answer when they ask for help. </p>

<p>I argue like no other. Most of the times with my teachers. </p>

<p>I am excellent at correcting my teachers. </p>

<p>My accent is horrible in Spanish. </p>

<p>this list could go on and on.</p>

<p>I screwed up the first three semesters of HS (cumulative UWA GPA: 3.15). Otherwise I am fine.</p>

<p>I got 790 on SAT II Italian... this is going to suck compared to my 800's in math ii, math i, french, german, physics, bio, world hist, and us hist</p>

<p>At school I am known for my talents of deception.</p>

<p>One of my clubs sells candy. I have a leadership position in said club. I steal candy from the other members of the executive council. I steal from my OWN club.</p>

<p>I can lie better than anyone I know.</p>

<p>I argue for my side even when I realize I am wrong. </p>

<p>I'm persuasive to a fault.</p>

<p>I'm a wolf in a sheep's clothing. People think I'm really, really nice, but once they get to know me, they realize I make fun of people constantly (I do it in a funny way and don't always mean it). And they STILL like me for it!</p>