TO: Any admissions person at Penn or Office workers

Colleges and Universities A-Z University of Pennsylvania
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<p>Case 1:</p>

<p>PLEASE ADMIT ME NEXT YEAR!!!</p>

<p>I’ll do whatever it takes. You don’t even have to guarantee me housing. I will sleep on the floor if I have to.</p>

<p>Case 2:</p>

<p>How much do you want/who do I have to kill? :)</p>

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<p>Lol um...kill this annoying soul whos freaking username is "excel." then revive the person behind the SN. PLEASE get a life and be fun.</p>

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<p>I have a life. :)</p>

<p>now it's time to move on to the next step in my life.</p>

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<p>lol? the reason i posted that was because you sounded kind of deluded about college admissions...they're pretty overrated and there's really no secret...just take hard classes and get involved outside the classroom..then go smoke a bowl</p>

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<p>Penn is a HUGE reach for me and I want to try to make the best of my application.</p>

<p>on that note:</p>

<p>Thank you (everyone) for helping me so far getting through the admissions process. I have really learned a lot. I feel that the pressure of college admissions is off me and now on the adcom.</p>

<p>Good luck to all.</p>

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<p>Don't worry about it. You need to start chillin like a villain. As you are already a senior there isn't really all that much left to do that can help your application. All that you should focus on now is thinking about essays, and, after the application is released in late summer, completing that. Worrying isn't going to take you back 3 years so you can redo any small mishap that may have occured. Whatever your academics, ECs and recs are will remain more or less the same in the next 120-125 days (when ED apps are due).</p>

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<p>aww you're so nice excel..im sorry i was kinda harsh haha</p>

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<p>I did not think you were harsh. </p>

<p>I would have done the same.</p>

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<p>Case 2: 200k. Unmarked bills.</p>

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<p>Give me Jessica Alba, a bottle of vaseline, four rubber condoms, and a 3 night all-expenses paid stay at Ramada hotel suite excel. Then, I can get you into Wharton fo sho...</p>

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<p>Can you believe that there are only 4 months left for ED deadline and 6 months for the regular deadline? I am excited. :)</p>