Today I made the mistake of getting breakfast at Mcdonald's

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<p>So I walk in just as they're finishing serving breakfast, right? I go up to the cashier. It's a young black dude who looks about as tired and bored as I was.</p>

<p>I gave him my order. 3 sausage mcmuffins (no eggs, dammit), 4 hashbrowns, and a large drink. And what does he do?</p>

<p>He looks right into my bloodshot eyes, points at me like the evil monkey form Chris Griffin's closet, and amusedly exclaims "DIS [slur for african-americans despite me being middle eastern] IS HIIIIGGHHHH Y'ALL".</p>

<p>This was in a pretty yuppiefied neighborhood, too, so lots of soccer moms started shielding their children, lest my direct gaze give them the dreaded "marijuana poisoning".</p>

<p>Point is that McDonald's needs to stop hiring idiots and illegals.</p>

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<p>You’re right, McDonalds needs to mandate a Ph. D in order to work that hallowed counter.</p>

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<p>Oh, I thought you were going to criticize the quality of McDonald’s Breakfast Sandwiches.</p>

<p>I was gonna get all up in yo face, holmes. You high. You maaad high.</p>

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<p>In the current economy, that would be quite feasible. Unfortunately, in the near future the PhD’s will actually want to work in universities.</p>

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<p>Cool story hansel.</p>

<p>Lol almost everytime i go to mcdonalds or some fast food place they always have to put bacon or meat in it. They know I can’t eat it & i specificallt tell them not to :[ But it doesnt bother me & i politely ask them for another one w/o the bacon/pork.</p>

<p>Although it is kind of embarassing for me to admit, I like going to McDonald’s for breakfasts…but only occasionally hahhaa…</p>

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<p>Sounds like he was having a good time. Why be worried about what dumb soccer moms think if you are stoned?</p>

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<p>Hahahaha, this thread is hilarious. I thought you were going to rant about how bad McDonalds breakfast is, but this story is better.</p>

<p>Really, though, McDonalds breakfast is pretty nasty. I had their big and hot meal, or whatever you call it, and it made me feel pretty bad.</p>

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<p>No human is illegal.</p>

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Whatever you say Alfredo</p>

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<p>3 sausage mcmuffins and 4 hash browns? do you weigh 500 pounds?</p>

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<p>That’s only 2000 calories and 100 grams of fat.</p>

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<p>^A Sausage Egg McMuffin for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner, a hash brown on each occasion, and one left over as a late night snack.</p>

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<p>I don’t blame the OP for the large order, he probably had the munchies ;).</p>

<p>But in all seriousness, I feel your pain, revonu. I’ve gone to a couple restaurants blazed and often times the employees feel it’s their job to proclaim how gone I am. Drive-thru works better unless you’re tripping balls and it’s not safe to drive.</p>

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You greatly underestimate the munchies.</p>

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I don’t have a car :(</p>

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<p>well that must have been awkward. did you just walk out?</p>

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<p>Nah I got my food bro</p>

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<p>i just laughed.</p>