Did anyone here actually read the poster. There isn’t anything on it out of line. Except maybe spray tan if you happen to be a ghost. Half of the requirements are wear make up and the other half say don’t wear too much. So not close to 29 points. Some are uniform tryout requirements. Not much to ask.
You don’t pull hair back or slicked down simply so your face has a frame. Short hair can be teased if it needs to be fuller.
Wear black shorts for uniformity. The make up guidelines are for uniformity also and so you can be seen. You need to be seen from a long distance. It’s a team effort. You don’t get to be the one in bright orange when everyone else is in green.
Nobody said a height. Nor weight. But being athletic is part of the deal–it’s a given.
More much ado about zip. If you don’t want to join start your own club.