<p>I’ve evaluated countless seniors’ stats and been invested in just about as many applications and decisions over the years. I’ve also judged scholarship essays and other writing “competitions” (for what that term is worth). My candid opinion, after seeing what college admissions has become these days, especially Ivy/elite admissions, is this:</p>
<p>The subjectivity factor is high. The dividing line between those eligible for consideration and those who end up immediately in the denial pile is quite sharp. I’ve had to fight hard to remain objective and not allow my personal moods, local circumstances, prejudices, et al influence my judgments. Admission officers operate in a similar fashion. They’re human too.</p>
<p>In the case of Ivy/elite admissions, especially in the ED/EA pools, the applicants are so similarly qualified that it would be hard to bring in a substandard group. Thus (getting to my point here, finally), small things can make a big difference. Essays, although certainly not a "small’ part of the application, can have subtle but significant influences on folder readers.</p>
<p>The single biggest mistake I see applicants making in their essays is writing what they think the admissions officers want to read, rather than writing what they (the applicants) want to SAY. If I had a dollar for every stilted word or phrase I’ve seen, I may not be concerned about gasoline prices these days.</p>
<p>Harry Bauld’s little evergreen essay book has a memorable example of an ideal essay lead: “I do some of my best thinking in the bathroom.” If I saw that opening in an application essay, I’d wake up, sit up, and take notice. I have to wonder if some of the seniors I’ve come across have ever had an original thought in their life. “Know your audience,” I always say. Who are these people who will be reading your writing?</p>
<p>I always get a kick out of Andy Rooney. He tells it like it is and isn’t afraid to venture a controversial position. Need some examples? Picture any of these as a lead in an application essay. Think they would wake up a groggy folder reader?</p>
<p>“Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.”</p>
<p>“Death is a distant rumor to the young.”</p>
<p>“Don’t pin much hope on the mail, and when the phone rings don’t expect anyone wonderful to be calling.”</p>
<p>“Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.”</p>
<p>“I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.”</p>
<p>“If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.”</p>
<p>“If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.”</p>
<p>“Nothing in fine print is ever good news.”</p>
<p>Now that’s how to start an essay. Give an admissions officer a break. Give him and/or her a taste of something different. Show them that you have an interesting–possibly UNIQUE–outlook on the world, either as an observer or as a participant.</p>
<p>How much do college admissions essays matter? Enough. Enough for you to put some real thought into grabbing some attention and putting an interesting spin on things, even the mundane.</p>