Very uncommon and strange essay

<p>I would love it if someone could read my essay. As it is very strange, it may not even qualify as a college essay, thus it would be wonderful if someone could read it and give some feedback. I am afraid it is too long a shot...</p>

<p>Thank you very much in advance for everyone who agrees to read it. (:</p>

<p>I’ll read yours if you read mine!</p>

<p>I’ll read it, PM me</p>

<p>I’d love to read it.</p>