<p>I had a student whose name was spelled "Yovnie" but pronounced "Yo-nee." I'll be darned if I ever figured out where it came from. Oh, and my girlfriend has a cousin named Brussels.</p>
<p>I believe Gwyneth Paltrow's baby is called...Apple!!
Stars are mentally retarded.</p>
<p>Thread revived, because I've run across three unique names this past week alone:</p>
<p>Candy Heart
Holly Wood
and... some poor guy named "Hardy Ramrod". I couldn't believe it.</p>
<p>and... all are in very serious professions, not ... uh.. exotic dancers or anything.</p>
<p>I know someone named John Locke.
He's really stupid though. Misnomer, I guess.</p>
<p>My dad was in the army, and he knew a sergeant whose last name was Dancer. He never asked about his days when he was a private.</p>
<p>... As in Private Dancer.</p>
<p>I know a guy named "Yu" except it's pronouced like "you" so whenever people called his name, everyone would turn around because they think it's them being called XD</p>
<p>Heinrich .</p>
<p>I just met a woman whose name is "Sunshine." Yes, that's the name on her birth certificate.</p>
<p>I met a Joe Crow - just like in the Dr. Suess book. He didn't appreciate that.</p>
<p>My mom showed me a year book photo of an Asian friend named "Hung Far Lo". Epic name. Truly epic. :)</p>
<p>Pa-wing</p>
<p>Jesus.</p>
<p>Pa-wing takes the cake, though.</p>
<p>Paaaaaaaaaaa-wiiiiiiiiiiiiing</p>
<p>beaver cleaver.</p>
<p>I have met two boys by the name of "Courtney" and "Ashley"</p>
<p>kind of weird but overtime, you learn to live with them and accept them</p>
<p>Growing up, my town had a dentist named Dr. Root and a podiatrist named Dr. Foote. The doctor who sutured my son's cut hand was named Dr. Staple. (The names themselves aren't that strange, they're just amusing because of the associated professions.)</p>
<p>I once talked to a lady whose last name was longtimesleeping. The comedian Margaret Cho's Korean name was Moran.</p>
<p>I've met a French person by the name of Hippolyte.</p>
<p>One of my friends once met someone named Manhor. It's probably pronounced man-ore, but it kind of looks like manwhore. Ha, ha.</p>
<p>HAHAAH some of these names are hilarious.
Ahem. Anyways.
There was this Chinese guy I knew whose father's name was (no joke) Harry Wong.</p>