<p>I’m just angry you guys don’t cook. And I’m going insane. Really. Buried alive under one centimeter of cloth dirt.</p>
<p>That’s exactly what I look like.</p>
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<p>Amen, brother. It boils my blood too when these kids don’t understand the very complex and serious social issues around sushi tasting.</p>
<p>And nah, man, I’m pretty cool. Like you, I take melatonin pills, and I’m like barely able to type this right now I have so much melatonin in my system. And the mere fact that I just stated that means I’m cool too.</p>
<p>We’re a bunch of cool bros!</p>
<p>pretty scathing stuff TB rofl</p>
<p>who said we don’t cook? sometimes i just don’t feel up to cook myself a late snack so I just order out. no harm done, cool guy.</p>
<p>There’s a pho delivery service called Pho Me Now.</p>
<p>Really!!!</p>
<p>Tako/Nude Sushi is okay. Just don’t ask for sauce (or spicy tuna) on your roll.</p>
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<li><p>All-American Deep-Fried - <a href=“http://www.munchymunchyhippo.com%5B/url%5D”>http://www.munchymunchyhippo.com</a> Everyday = 6PM - AM</p></li>
<li><p>Vietnamese - [Berkeley</a> Late Night Vietnamese Food Delivery!](<a href=“http://www.phomenow.com%5DBerkeley”>http://www.phomenow.com) Everyday - 6PM - 4AM</p></li>
<li><p>Oven Baked Cookies - [Mrs</a>. Munchies.com](<a href=“http://www.mrsmunchies.com%5DMrs”>http://www.mrsmunchies.com) Everyday = 6PM - 2 AM</p></li>
<li><p>Japanese - [Nude</a> Sushi: Berkeley Delivery](<a href=“http://www.getnudesushi.com/]Nude”>http://www.getnudesushi.com/) Monday - Saturday = 5PM - 3AM </p></li>
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<p>All delivery to Berkeley, Emeryville & Albany.</p>
<p>Ah, man. I almost forgot about this manic, 80 hour work-week part of last semester </p>
<p>Still, point is:</p>
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<li>I take a bunch of melatonin–mostly for the peppermint taste.</li>
<li>Ordering Nude sushi and calling it sushi is like ordering Taco Bell and calling it Mexican food. Or calling Dominoes pizza Sicilian.</li>
<li>I’m probably a lot “cooler” than all of you for reasons you won’t understand.</li>
<li>TB is a cool guy, too. But, he didn’t get why I was cool.
Take-away: Read The Escoffier, you’ll understand why I’m a cool guy. Maybe you’ll even develop a taste for peppermint clothed melatonin–who knows?</li>
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