<p>Against all logic, in the huge urban campus I live near, after-midnight food options seem to be limited to bars and pizza parlors, there is a weird shortage of, for example:</p>
<p>late night Chinese food
late night fast food besides McDonald’s, Taco Bell, or Rally’s (i.e. no BK, Long John Silvers, etc.)</p>
<p>Also, most of the late-night options are not car-friendly, so I eschew them because I’m not walking thirty minutes to get to Waffle House in a bad part of town at three in the morning, so I’m left with what’s open in the surrounding area. I’m so totally sick of McDonald’s, Taco Bell has been going downhill these last few years, and for good Chinese food I have to go elsewhere, in spite of the abundance of Chinese students on campus (I think they do all their cooking at home and eschew most Chinese-American restaurants). There are way more late-night options farther South, which is where all of the big new flagship shopping/eating areas on campus are. It’s also the ghetto-ist, most high-crime part of the whole campus and where most of the muggings and beatings have taken place.</p>
<p>So no, not happy. Here is what I want, not that I expect to get it:</p>
<p>1) For the 24-hour donut place to have parking
2) A 24-hour Chinese buffet.
3) A Long John Silver’s
4) A Burger King
5) A nigiri sushi meal that doesn’t cost more than the average Chinese takeout meal.
6) Good calzones available 24/7. Why are they so hard to find?
7) At least a little parking or a drive-through at all of these places.</p>
<p>My recommendation to high-schoolers thinking about where to go to college: if you’re like a lot of people your age and social class, you’ve lived in the 'burbs your whole life and think that going to college in an urban environment will be some kind of fun adventure, it’ll be like a little NYC like in the movies. But going to college in a suburban or even rural environment, while not glamorous or “exciting” like school in the middle of a big city is, has a lot of practical perks. Far fewer muggings and thefts, for example. Things, like food, are significantly cheaper because businesses have lower insurance, theft-prevention, and security costs and can pass those savings on to you. Easier access to discount stores like Wal-Marts (they don’t put Wal-Marts in the ghetto usually). Yes, there won’t be as much of a big late-night bar scene, you’ll be missing out on what a lot of Americans consider “the college experience,” and you’ll miss out on the colorful/dangerous characters that live side-by-side the students in an urban campus environment, but will you really care ten years later? Yes, in urban campuses you <em>can</em> walk to everything…in daylight. If I were a girl I <em>definitely</em> wouldn’t go to school in an urban campus, and I wouldn’t let my daughter either (if I had one).</p>
<p>Sorry, went-off-topic, but it does kind of go along with the late-night food options we were discussing. If your late-night food options are compromised by late-night crime, then it matters.</p>