<p>-people who have way too many pet peeves, how do you function?</p>
<p>-people who type “IVY”</p>
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<p>I do this just to annoy people.</p>
<p>this is terrible, because I have a lot of them just from my work. I HATE when people don’t know what they want when they drive up to the menu and try to order. I hate when they say “um” between every word. I hate when people say “lemme get that 99 cent chicken sandwich.” it’s a dollar menu you c<strong><em>. (I work at a sonic and hate that as well). I hate the people who can’t properly dress themselves to go out in public. I hate bad hygiene. Not having teeth at age 30 is a sign of this for many people at my work (in the ghetto). I hate when people have belts on their cars that squeak, slow driving people (25 in a 30 really *</em></strong>es me off), people who can’t properly text and drive, old people who think $.50 is a good tip, chewing with their mouth open…now that is enough to shoot someone, walking slow in a CROUD of people so I can’t get by…really ****es me off also, people who say the same thing twice because they think i didn’t hear them, people in general. I have more that I can’t think of</p>
<p>I only have one. I hate it when people eat crunky food near me and they make that crunky noise. It is like nails on a chalkboard.</p>
<p>Having to listen to a speech where ‘um’ is repeated more than once every sentence</p>
<p>Having to ride in a car with someone who circles the parking lot a hundred times to find the nearest spot</p>
<p>People who pass me on the highway and then drive slowly</p>
<p>People who stop in the middle of a crowded street and back into a parallel parking spot, leaving everyone else to try to get around them</p>
<p>People who walk slowly and block the walkway so I can’t get around them</p>
<p>People who chew their nails</p>
<p>Class know-it-alls who have to contradict whatever anyone else says </p>
<p>Being touched by people, particularly people I don’t know </p>
<p>People who have to be close to me when they talk to me–when I back away, they move closer</p>
<p>People who spit or spit their chewing gum on the ground</p>
<p>The list can go on forever.</p>
<p>When I’m doing the dishes and somewhere in my face starts itching like crazy.</p>
<p>When people get really close to me when they’re eating.
My mother does this all the time, and sometimes she’ll speak and pieces will fly at me. :[</p>
<p>I’m like srsly, “back up out mah grill.”</p>
<p>Also, talking with people who don’t floss. I know people think it doesn’t matter, but seriously, it does. I can’t help looking at someone’s mouth when they talk to me, and I’ve spoken to friends who have serious plaque crusting up between their teeth. </p>
<p>Naaaaasty. </p>
<p>I became more aware of it after a traumatic dentist appointment in which I was forcibly flossed. </p>
<p>I spat blood.</p>
<p>So much blood…</p>
<p>People who IM you every time you sign on even when there’s nothing to talk about</p>
<p>People who try REALLY hard to be funny but aren’t</p>
<p>Social climbers/ fake girls</p>
<p>Your/you’re is bad but their/there/they’re is even worse.</p>
<p>Girls that curse and drink and act unlady-like</p>
<p>URMs
People who think class president is a good EC
URMs applying to Ivies
Stupid College Guidance Counselors
URMs
URMs
URMs
Teachers that don’t recommend kids for an honors class or an AP when they should be
URMs</p>
<p>People who park like *<strong><em>. Especially when you find a spot after trying to find one for 20 minutes in a packed parking lot just to find out that you can’t park there because a *</em></strong><strong>bag/</strong>****bagette parked like a ■■■■■■. Can’t stand it.</p>