<p>I have conversations with a schizophrenic at a homeless shelter I work at. The conversations go something like this. I do love word salads.</p>
<p>I wish that the moderators put this thread out of its misery.</p>
<p>Oh how sad. The field I work in is responsible for such illustrious technologies as complaint-generators, and I actually read the OP and thought it was serious. (I guess it’s the first step to passing the Turing Test.)</p>
<p>To be honest, I wouldn’t be surprised if an angsty applicant wrote this. 
Now I’m wondering if I could write a program capable of taking all the complaints on CC and synthesizing a coherent CC-style rant. I think it might just regurgitate, “Crapshoot! Minorities! Legacies! But my SAT! Cancer!”</p>