<p>My old college friend had a sister by the name of "Ruth Lis". I was told that she got married very young just to get rid of the name.</p>
<p>P.S. The only reason I am posting is so I don't have to see that annoying message every time I log in telling me that I haven't posted anything!</p>
<p>Texas quarterback Colt McCoy sounds like he stole his name from a Zane Grey novel. And how appropriate that he turned out to be the quarterback at Texas - "Colt McCoy of Princeton" just doesn't seem right.</p>
<p>Please let someone out there pick up on this....</p>
<p>-Buzz Killington</p>
<p>-Bottomtooth</p>
<p>-Zach Sawyer
"Ahem, excuse me! Are you the 'cool' children?"
"Yeah, duh."
"My name is Zach Sawyer. I trust transferred from rich, expensive, car-drivin', sex-havin' high school."<br>
"Wow, cool!"<br>
"Nah, it's lame; everything's lame..."<br>
"OMG if he says one more cool thing, he's IN!"<br>
"I wear long-sleeve shirts under short-sleeve shirts under long-sleeve shirts."
"OMG! Wow, you've checkmated my teenage cynicism!"</p>