<p>Ryan Dyck (pronounced dick, not dyke) - current DECA National President, whose DECA email also happens to be decARYAN. How unfortunate.</p>
<p>Lovely Lovely - Indian girl in my school district.</p>
<p>Xerxes and Artaxerxes have baller names.</p>
<p>I personally wish I only had one name.</p>
<p>Okay, as for names that are actually cool, that’s half the HP names (Blaise Zabini, Bellatrix Lestrange, Draco Malfoy, Narcissa, Lucius, Percival Weasley, etc.) :)</p>
<p>But I know a teacher named Anita Guy and had a friend named Richard Long. (one can assume why he didn’t go by Dick).</p>
<p>I saw the credits of a show that had first names like Spider, Apple, etc.</p>
<p>Antoine Fuqua, a director. It sounds so bad-ass.</p>
<p>i have two friends that go to my school, one named -Forest Fang, another named
Samuel Merriegh (murai) so his name is Samurai when you say it aloud</p>
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<p>Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster. The most epic name you will find anywhere. Real person too. Google it.</p>
<p>I know a guy named Mohammed Mohammed.</p>
<p>For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, “You don’t know Jack Schitt!” Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.</p>
<p>Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Miss O. Needeep They had one son, Jack.</p>
<p>In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.</p>
<p>Against her parents’ objections, Deap Schitt married her cousin Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.</p>
<p>Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chick N. Schitt.</p>
<p>Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.</p>
<p>The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.</p>
<p>The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.</p>
<p>Now when someone says, “You don’t know Jack Schitt,” you can correct them.</p>
<p>cutest:
(girl at school) LuLu Lu
most unfortunate…
(a neighbour) Chase Cox</p>
<p>My 4th grade teacher’s husband was Charlie Brown.</p>
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<p>I always thought Alfonso Soriano was cool.
And Viswanathan Anand, the chess player.</p>
<p>I knew this kid named Rocket, too.</p>
<p>My relative goes to school with some guy with the last name *****. I can only feel sorry for that guy.</p>
<p>There was a guy called Achilles in my English class</p>
<p>There is a lady called ‘Givesoon’ in my office…</p>
<p>LOL this made me laugh so hard.</p>