<p>Alright, so apparently the physical mascot is a tripped out version of John Harvard. The good news is that he has not made an appearance since at least before 2005 so maybe the finally killed him off.</p>
<p>A resident of Cambridge is officially a "Cantabrigian" so an editorial in The Crimson last year suggested that the new mascot be a "Cantab." A three-dimensional representation of a pop-top would replace the Stanford Tree at #1 on the suckiest mascot list. Get your peers to keep working on it, H-bomber.</p>