<p>At my school, the senior class paints a rock every year. A few years ago, some seniors decided that it would be a lovely idea to paint some of the ag department's sheep while they were at it. They painted all over them and one sheep died, while the other went blind. Needless to say, thanks to the brilliance of these people we are very closely supervised now.</p>
<p>get one male gerbil and one female gerbil and release them in the school</p>
<p>...and let's all create an epidemic</p>