<p>Proctor walks over to this kid’s desk.
Proctor: Did you bring a calculator?
Kid: Yeah, but it ain’t got no batteries.</p>
<p>At one point somewhere in the middle, the same kid is like, damn, how many sections are in this thing?</p>
<p>what a tard. Nobody in my room said a word… this one kid said he got a 1750 the first time, and he finished the sections 5 minutes early. Wouldn’t this kid get a clue to check his work if he only got 1750 the first time? guess not?</p>
<p>Come on guys. Some people don’t put that much emphasis on studies. It’s not our problem.</p>
<p>I have 2 years to get a 2400, and I will work my ass off to get as close as possible so yeah. Class of 2012!~!</p>
<p>^^^^^^ You take SAT junior year.</p>
<p>I would yell, scream, and eat ice cream.</p>
<p>I would think it was an april fools joke from collegeboard.</p>
<p>Well, I would probably get off of my computer chair and sit on the floor absorbing what I had just seen for a good 5-15 minutes. I wouldn’t be able to scream in the house since it would be too early. After sitting on the floor, contemplating, I would proceed to calmly get up, go outside, and scream at the top of my lungs.</p>
<p>It induced a grin.</p>
<p>@shaheiruddin</p>
<p>You should yell IT’S OVER 2.3-9 THOUSAND!</p>
<p>I’d prefer this pickup line:</p>
<p>"You look beautiful tonight. I bet that dress would look even nicer accelerating to the floor at 9.8 m/s^2. 
"</p>
<p>“You have 206 bones in your body, want another one?”</p>
<p>I went to the bathroom and pi$$ed for 2 minutes straight.</p>
<p>^lol; you timed yourself while you peed? </p>
<p>Bassir, I’m sure any girl would swoon at this one: "will you please be my derivative so i can lie tangent to your curves? ;o "</p>
<p>omg boston i just got that one HAHAHAHAHAHAAH</p>
<p>I wouldn’t tell anyone except for my parents. Then my parents would start bragging.</p>
<p>If anyone asked me what I got, I would only say I did well.</p>
<p>I would tell only when asked.</p>
<p>porkperson, that’s what i always do xDD
my mom just goes ahead and tells everybody, so i look modest while she looks like a braggart</p>
<p>I would go become a Pokemon Master.</p>
<p>I’d shrug and then go back to doing homework. Oh, but I’d write up (yet another) guide here on CC.</p>
<p>I would ask for a rescore.</p>