<p>Oh hell yeah. Pizza is the ****.</p>
<p>Would you eat **** from a toilet?</p>
<p>Never</p>
<p>Would you dye your skin blue?</p>
<p>^
Yeah.</p>
<p>Would you have half of the money you earned throughout the rest of your life garnished by the University?</p>
<p>Oh hell no. **** that.</p>
<p>Would you be a slave to some fat ugly person?</p>
<p>Depends what the fat ugly person demands, if he/she is a nice ‘master’ then yes, if not, no. And also, the time period I have to do this for.</p>
<p>Would you spend a year in a prison cell in isolation from everyone/everything, with Thriller playing over and over again.</p>
<p>Absolutely not haha.</p>
<p>Would you change religions?</p>
<p>Yes. </p>
<p>Would you eat a live cat dipped in hot wax?</p>
<p>Nooooooooo</p>
<p>Would you give yourself a 90% chance of getting accepted into your dream college and a 10% chance of getting rejected and never being able to to to any kind of school again?</p>
<p>No… There are other fantastic schools I can go to.</p>
<p>Would you go if you had to read 100 books on a extremely boring subject?</p>
<p>Yes! although knowing myself i wouldn’t get pas the first 2 pages :(</p>
<p>Would you be willing to eat chocolate coated lice?</p>
<p>No…</p>
<p>Would you be willing to have to major in your least favorite subject?</p>
<p>…If I could change majors when I got there, or double-major, then ya. 
Otherwise no.</p>
<p>Would you run 10 miles every day for a year?</p>
<p>Hell YES.</p>
<p>Would you become a mute and learn sign language to communicate (during the interview too)?</p>
<p>hell no [i talk way too much]</p>
<p>would you allow the universe to retroactively kill one of your parents/siblings? [in other words, in the now, your mom/whoever’s been dead for 2 years]</p>
<p>Nope</p>
<p>Would you triple your dream college’s acceptance rate forever (for all students) if that guaranteed you an admission?</p>
<p>Hmm… that would make the school alot bigger, and less prestigious… so no. haha I’m jk, yes, I would do that.</p>
<p>Would you wear a turban for a year if it meant acceptance to your dream school?</p>
<p>of course!! I’d just tell everyone that it’s the new latest style of headscarves & hijabs :D</p>
<p>Would you change your name to one of the following?: ShaniQua, shan’tanya, Bon Qui Qui, Sha’Quaonda, Harlemisha,Elephantisha, OBAMANIQUE or Watermelondrea</p>
<p>Bon Qui Qui</p>
<p>Would you eat nothing but Panda Express for the rest of your life?</p>
<p>absolutely not, i’m a foodie. </p>
<p>would you change your accent, and use that accent for the rest of your life?</p>
<p>Yes, but only if i got to choose the accent</p>
<p>Would you join the army for 4 years afterwards?</p>