<p>LMAO! A thousand cars on the road during rush hour!?!?! You should see the traffic jams. There are sometimes even three cars waiting at a red light! Honestly, I don't think there are even 2,000 cars on the road at once - I mean, the town would implode. That's literally (counting students & profs in as citizens) 1/3 of the people who live here, driving... no way. </p>
<p>I've been hit by cars - twice. Which means that you have to get hit three times before you can start complaining.*</p>
<p>There's more alcohol consumption here - not just per capita. ;) School sponsored kegs (and wine and sangria) are a great thing (although my liver would now like to protest and claim that it was much happier prior to this adventure we shall call education, thank you very much). The cops are also big about giving out drunk in public citations, which encourages people to drive instead of walk - sadly, you have a smaller chance of being caught when driving as opposed to walking. Sometimes, instead of issuing a citation (kind of like a parking ticket), they will just throw you in jail. Hence the prevalence of drunk driving here.</p>
<p>Other hazards: I went running (what could be healthier than running in fresh mountain air?) and sprained my ankle when I tripped on a crack in the pavement. Sprained it badly.** That was several months ago, and it hasn't fully healed - in part because the crutches were killing me. Ever tried carrying a laptop, bookbag full of thousand-page books, and hobbling up stairs on crutches? </p>
<p>Blacksburg probably has taxis for drunk people. It probably has bars for drunk people to go to. It might even have taxis for injured students who shouldn't be driving on a bum ankle. We don't. We have phenomenal scenery though. </p>
<p>Even if you do get hit by a drunk driver, you're more likely to recover. Blacksburg's hospitals have probably progressed into the twentieth century (maybe even the 21st)- regular use of anaesthetics and maybe even a trauma center, while good ol' SJH still uses the "chomp down on this piece of leather while we just cut off this leg before it develops gangrene, sonny" method of medical treatment. </p>
<p>*Sure, I have experience under my belt, which could reduce injuries, but that effect will be discounted here as being too negligible to measure.</p>
<p>**Although one advantage of rural living is that three police cars and a medic from the other school in town were immediately on hand to help me out. I'm sure your town has actual crime, not just drunk college kids and the occaisonal fight over a cow.</p>