<p>I graduated from chemical engineering and there were no jobs to be had. I was unemployed for a long time before I found a crappy job with a consultancy. </p>
<p>So a typical day was looking for work and cutting the grass with a local crew for beer money on the weekend. </p>
<p>I found this article interesting:</p>
<p>MBA Sues Over Useless Education
May 9 2005 by Michael Gantman
While most graduates are busy polishing their shoes and figuring out how to repay student loans, Tim Johnson is taking his alma mater to court. In documents filed this week, Mr. Johnson claims that Pepperdine University in Los Angeles, California "took [his] money and left [him] with an education amounting to crap on a Triscuit." </p>
<p>University officials refused comment, but representatives from Nabisco have denied any association between feces and their tasty product. </p>
<p>Attorneys for Mr. Johnson have been collecting amicus briefs and filing dozens of motions testifying to their client's blistering incompetence. "It is rare to find someone so at peace with their own stupidity," said lead attorney Art Segal of Bradley, Whitford, and Lyman, "but in Mr. Johnson we have a special combination of unabashed modesty in the face on incomprehensible humiliation. It's like they took his money and let him finger paint for two years." </p>
<p>After graduating with honors, Mr. Johnson was courted by many top firms, but found it impossible to land a second interview anywhere. "It's common for MBAs to be loaded up with books smarts and have to develop some practical skills along the way," said a hiring manager for Deloitte and Touche, "but this Johnson was an idiot no matter how you sliced it. It was like they took his money and let him finger paint for two years."</p>
<p>Beth Anderson monitors search queries for Monster.com and says while there is no evidence suggesting Ivy League graduates are more intelligent than the Mr. Johnsons of the world, "few Harvard graduates are conducting key word searches combining the words 'MBA and cashier.'"</p>
<p>Attorneys agreed to take the case only after a rigorous examination established just how uneducated Mr. Johnson actually was. "This guy was a straight A student," said research associate Claire Sorenson. "I'm not even sure he can add. It's like they took his money and let him finger paint for two years."</p>
<p>In the wake of these allegations, dozens of graduates have come forward, leading attorneys to consider refilling Johnson v. Pepperdine as a class action suit.</p>