<p>haha Tank of propane and lighters!</p>
<p>I love all these humor!</p>
<p>hehe, since I heard MIT don't care about SAT writing sections scores... this might be in my application...xD</p>
<p>"I got 200 on the SAT writing section because it's so easy it's not even worth doing, just like your mom."</p>
<p>wish they have a good taste about your mum jokes...</p>
<p>^ That reminds me of a UChicago shirt.</p>
<p>"UChicago: if it were easy, it'd be your mom!"</p>
<p>"I'm not very good at math, this won't be a problem, will it?"</p>
<p>I personally own Chinese sweat shops for math calculations, TI-83+ is just too expensive. Each time I need to add a negative 1 digit integer with a positive 1 digit integer, I adjust the amount of CO2 I'm producing(+1% concentration), and the sweat shop 1000 miles away can sensor how much Al Gore gets uncomfortable and receive my input. They decode the data into a set of math operations and give me the result by release CFC. I can then measures the Ozone depletion rate and find out the answer to -5 + 3 (oh how I hate arithmetics..)
Of cause we use Huffman coding for compression and Hamming codes for error correction because sometimes the children release too little CFC and cause the result to be inaccurate. Usually those flawed children are gone by midnight in our "0.1% less lead medical research sweat lab".</p>
<p>"I want to go to MIT cuz it's Made In Taiwan, not in China"</p>
<p>Uh, I put playing World of Warcraft as one of my extracurriculars. I didn't realize that was a bad thing until a few weeks later.</p>
<p>Aah, screw it, hopefully they have a sense of humor!</p>
<p>That's really cute shoopdawhoop! Perhaps they will like you because of your obvious honesty? =D</p>
<p>I don't think they'll care that your wrote WoW as a hobby. They'll probably just laugh and shrug it off. After all, playing WoW isn't necessarily a bad thing, it's just that some people get insanely addicted. </p>
<p>Do you think they might get turned off because I wrote a supplement essay about the the Death Star destroying Alderan?</p>
<p>I want to attend MIT because I heard you could earn lots of money from gambling at casinos!!</p>
<p>i want to attend mit for the hot girls (like in "21."). hah.</p>
<p>My history teacher was really cocky back when he was applying to college. He was a legacy at Princeton (his father, grandfather, great grandfather all went there), so he thought he would get in. He only applied to Princeton, and wrote his essays in pencil with various spelling mistakes. Of course, he was rejected, but it's all good, because he made millions from stockbroking after going to UCSB and he got to hang with the pope (John Paul II).</p>
<p>for the bubble in section...</p>
<p>Ethnicity: Other
Please specify: S(e^xy)</p>
<p>(integral of e raised to the xy)</p>
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<p>probably not the absolute worst thing you could do, but I like this idea the best! </p>
<p>crayon was also something seriously suggested by a friend of mine as a joke application to a really high admit rate school for which you're overqualified, just to see if you are admitted anyway!</p>
<p>"...and that evening with Mrs. Jones, Mrs. McGann, and Mrs. Schmill actually went really well. I guess my only real flaw was enjoying their company all on the SAME night..."</p>