<p>I'm looking for a couple really slick brain teasers or riddles that are succinct and witty. These are going to be for a school banquet and I'm looking for all the help I can get! </p>
<p>thaanks!</p>
<p>Why did the girl fall off the swing?</p>
<p>Because she had no arms.</p>
<p>What did the hobo get for Christmas?</p>
<p>Nothing.</p>
<p>Why can’t Hellen Keller drive?</p>
<p>-Because she’s a woman.
-Because she’s dead.</p>
<p>Q: Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of gold?
A: A pound of feathers, as a pound of feathers is an avoirdupois pound, while a pound of gold is a troy pound. An avoirdupois pound weighs more than a troy pound.</p>
<p>Q: There are thirty six sheep and one dies. How many are left?
A: 29. Pronounce “thirty six” as “thirty sick.”</p>
<p>Q: What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
A: An independant.</p>
<p>What do a raven and a writing desk have in common?</p>
<p>Edgar wrote on both.</p>
<p>How many days are there in a light-year?</p>