<p>^ WHOA, how did he not get alcohol posioning/blackout/puke ? That’s a LOT of shots in a very short amount of time.</p>
<p>One of my suitemates *<strong><em>ed off the whole suite, so a couple guys jizzed into his pillowcase (separate occasions). He still doesn’t know. Same guy also *</em></strong>ed off the suite’s crazy guy, who retaliated by ****ing in all his drinks, spitting in all his food, and sticking his ear plugs up his ass. He topped it off by running around the room to get all sweaty then rolling around naked in the guy’s bed.</p>
<p>^■■■■■ . that’s insane =D</p>
<p>One of my friends staying with me for the next few weekends while she looks for her own apartment.</p>
<p>Today, I come home and find a life-sized cardboad cutout of Edward from Twilight sitting in my living room. At first glance, I thought it was an actual man just standing there - It scared the living **** out of me. </p>
<p>And the fact that the cutout looks both high and drunk - and appears to be moodily staring at me - is freaky.</p>
<p>I had two roommates move in and then disappear overnight with all their stuff within a two week period. The one that stuck around after that had the most obnoxious voice ever, and would bleat to her boyfriend from home on the phone at 4 AM. “I don’t caaaaaaaaare if you slept with five other girls. I still love you. I don’t care! I cheated on you, too, okay? I hooked up with two guys last weekend. We’re even. I don’t want to break up. Don’t leave meeeeeeee!” This went on for weeks, until he just stopped trying or something.</p>
<p>My very first roommate used to stumble in drunk, strip down, fumble with her pajamas until she got frustrated, throw them in the sink, and collapse naked onto her bed. Then I’d wake up the next morning, and blammo, roommate’s bare ass.</p>
<p>My roommate and I get along fantastically, to the point where he’s my closest friend here. I’m going to his family’s Thanksgiving because my home is too far away :p</p>
<p>LOL. my roommate is an international student so she is def not going home for thanksgiving. if my roommate asked to come home with me on thanksgiving i would have to come up with some elaborate lie as to why she cant come since one of my other friends IS coming home with me.</p>
<p>my mom already told me that she CANNOT come.</p>
<p>she is so bad even my mom doesn’t like her and she met her once for like five seconds.</p>
<p>Setphaserstostun, why do you feel the need to come up with an “elaborate lie as to why she can’t come”? You aren’t an immature, two faced sixth grader anymore so there’s no need to act like one. Just tell her that you’d rather she not come home with you because your other friend is coming and there won’t be room in the car, and because your mom doesn’t want any extra people. </p>
<p>Based on your other posts in addition to this one, it really sounds like your roomate is just a nice girl who could use a friend and is trying to be friendly towards you, and you sound like a snob who is completely closed to meeting new people outside your cirlce of friends. Sorry if this isn’t the case, but it’s definitely what it sounds like. If she’s too clingy or something, just sit her down and have a little talk where you tell her you can’t hang out with her as much as she wants you to. Simple as that.</p>
<p>These are funny. More please?</p>