<p>i think the 200 of the feminists can be included in the 1000 lesbians so technically, you only have 100 feminists who aren't lesbos, therefore increasing your chances.</p>
<p>my bad!, thats gonna increase my chances of scoring by just soooo much. lol.</p>
<p>everyone has random drunk hookups at college, its like, the rule. (unless they don't drink...in which case, i have little advice to offer.) Now, it might not be quality... but i think its safe to say that there's no reason for anyone here not to get some ass their first week at penn.</p>
<p>wow, i guess it is true that they call upenn "jewpenn" and i thought that was a rumor...</p>
<p>jew... penn... </p>
<p>what?</p>
<p>wait.... you mean... JEWISH kids at PENN??? NO WAY!!!!!!</p>
<p>canadia, they mean that they have a pen at penn for all the jewish kids
every sunday evening they have to be herded back into said pen</p>
<p>thanks for that... way to make my self esteem level go up.</p>
<p>Don't ever use the word "Jew" and describe a place where people are kept against their will in the same sentence! =p~</p>
<p>haha... sorry :-D</p>
<p>my apologies. i was just kidding, anyway. i hold jews in high esteem, for real. they're competitive and smart and often quite good looking and make up 60% of the whites @ penn and most of the ivies =P</p>
<p>Oh I was just playing, you little neo-nazi, you! =p~</p>
<p>Oh, and yes, we are competitive, smart, and good looking. With an attitude like that, the World Jewish Organization will allow you to go far!</p>
<p>get laid first week @ penn? what parties you going to?</p>
<p>I heard Jewish make up 1/3 of harvard.</p>
<p>oh, i'm not jewish just in case there was a misunderstanding. i'm chinese... which i guess is kinda similar... all except religion.... origins... and everything else. they say chinese and jews blend very well together (idk why but that's what i heard). i thinkk it may be the similarity in work ethics. hardworking jews + hardworking asians = success?</p>
<p>canadia1...haha....not all jews are hardworking (im the biggest slacker lol)....you said chinese ppl and jews differ in religion....sorry to break it to you, but jewish ppl dont have a religion; we recognize that our religion is BS (seriously, i know like .3 jews who are religious).....i think that the similarity between jews and azns is pride - no jew wants to be poor, just like no azn wants to be perceived as a slacker....</p>
<p>Meng: she said "hook up" not "fu.ck"</p>
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sorry to break it to you, but jewish ppl dont have a religion; we recognize that our religion is BS (seriously, i know like .3 jews who are religious)
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*what in the flying fu/ck are you talking about? *
Jews like you probably don't know a lot about Judaism.</p>
<p>previous statement: that was theoretically speaking</p>
<p>anyway, there should be like an azns and jews united or something. 95% of my school is jewish... not exaggerating. all my friends are jews.... they're awesome!</p>
<p>if i may diverge into sociology for a moment, i know that asians have been seeking enlightenment and all that nice feng shui since the days of confucious. and theres a history to that, but where does the jewish obsession with wealth come from? (forgive me, thers like 4 jews in my entire hs of 1000)</p>
<p>shorty said : "but i think its safe to say that there's no reason for anyone here not to get some ass their first week at penn."</p>