<p>I know a lot of people worry that UCD doesn’t have a lot of parties, and that strays them away from it. They say the party won’t come to you, you gotta go to the party. </p>
<p>I’m there now, and I’ve never been to one. None of my friends party, I’m not going to join a frat, and I don’t think other fraternities would let me just walk in. This leads to me being partyless, bored, and boring. </p>
<p>So what’s a fella to do? Where the parties at?</p>