<p>Who is that short, shirtless dude that is outside parking structure 7 who is doing all those crazy gymnastic moves? He is always running around and he knocked over my books today and the day before he ran into a guy. Why the hell does he do that during in the middle of BruinWalk?</p>
<p>Who is this black guy in the suit that everyone is talking about?</p>
<p>the guy he ran into was about to kick his a$$, if that was me I would have kicked his a$$ in a heart beat in front of all those people. i understand it's a free school but you can't be doing that while hundreds of students are trying to get to class.</p>
<p>ive seen that gymnastic guy but i dont walk near him so hes not a problem. some black guy in a suit wanted me to donate money for some thing. i was on the phone so i wasnt paying attention, but i wouldnt have given him money for anything. for all i know that's his drug fund....</p>
<p>lifted from my post in another thread about the black guy in the suit:</p>
<p>LOL I saw him yesterday come up to an Asian girl and ask her, "how are you doing today, darling, because being gorgeous?" and she got really freaked out and started running away. I think she was an international though, so maybe she wasn't understanding him, but I thought it was freakin hilarious.</p>
<p>I think the stairs guy is pretty cool.... as for the black guy- </p>
<p>I was walking towards the dorms after band practice a few days ago, and he comes up to me. This is the first time I've met him. He reachces for my hand, and says, "hello there darling, I see you play in the band all the time, you guys sound great, blah blah blah, would you like to donate money?" The whole time he was talking, he kept holding on to my hand and shaking it.... ugghh. I just pulled my hand away and walked on.</p>
<p>If that short, shirtless dude ever runs into me, I'll find him when <em>he's</em> minding his own business (perhaps while he's eating dinner) and I'll just run into him. Kind of like a telemarketer who leaves a mark.</p>
<p>If the 'stair guy' is the jumpy jump flip short guy with black pants and no shirt, then no, I don't think he is homeless. I just think he finds the campus to be a good place to practice his parkour. Especially the heavily populated parts...</p>
<p>The black guy in the suit with his 5-10 second handshakes. Can't believe how much money he's bummed off people. You should ask for his credentials; it's only a sheet of paper. :)</p>
<p>that black guy in the suit , he approached me and my friend when we were walking and hes like oh you guys make a lovely couple, and then it was like, plz *****. </p>
<p>boombox guy is kinda cool. except when i have my own ipod on and i can hear htem both</p>