Who wants to read my (new) college essay? IT WILL LITERALLY BLOW YOU AWAY.

<p>I'm super serious. This essay is awesome. It just needs to be trimmed down some. If you're willing to give it a read, please do so. ABSOLUTELY NO 2015's. ANYONE BELOW A POST COUNT OF 50, SORRY I WILL NOT PM TO YOU. I gotta be careful, ya dig?</p>

<p>I feel it, PM it.</p>