<p>The best part about being an Ivy graduate is that you will never have to look for a parking place again. Parking attendants just see that Harvard or Columbia sticker on your car and always find a place for you. Any valet lot will make space at no charge since a car with an Ivy sticker upgades the entire lot and is good for business.
Also Dartmouth grads are known to have best Ivy scam of all-you don’t have to pay taxes if you get one of their diplomas-just ask Tim Geithner. The fact that a lot of people will get this far in the thread not knowing that I am being completely and probaby irritatingly tongue and cheek and facetious demonstates the value of the degree as much as anything else.</p>