Worst Movie You've Ever Seen...

<p>wost tv show: America's next top model</p>

<p>worst movies: elizabethtown, Alexander</p>

<p>I don't see why everyone loves Lost.
Adaptation was a waste of my life.</p>

<p>I was just kidding around. I know about the opinion thing, but I know that every person who hates Ocean's 12 or the Usual Suspects did not understand the movie. Ask anyone who hated it what the movie was about.</p>

<p>Worst Movies:
-Alexander
-I Spy
-any movie with Owen Wilson (excluding Wedding Crashers)</p>

<p>Worst Books:
-The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test</p>

<p>Worst TV shows:
-ANDY MILONAKIS SHOW >=O
-Family Guy (it really isn't as funny as everybody says it is)</p>

<p>Worst songs:
-"Milkshake" by Kelis</p>

<p>Alexander --</p>

<p>pshh Milkshake is the best song ever</p>

<p>I may say about "Adaptation" what others do about "The Usual Suspects," and that is "you just don't get it."</p>

<p>I didn't get it either until my boyfriend delineated the movie for me-- and in fact, not getting it is part of getting it. It's weird, and I certainly won't get into it here.</p>

<p>The Usual Suspects, however, I suspect I "get" all the layers of complexity that appear to be, and to support my opinion I will add in a link to Chicago dropout Roger Ebert's review of the movie.</p>

<p><a href="http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/19950818/REVIEWS/508180304/1023%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/19950818/REVIEWS/508180304/1023&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>IMO, L.A. Confidential wholly and completely replaces The Usual Suspects (it could be that both have Kevin Spacey and I saw both in the same week) just the way Other Voices, Other Rooms by Truman Capote wholly and completely replaces To Kill A Mockingbird. So when somebody tells you they like To Kill A Mockingbird, they really mean that they like Other Voices, Other Rooms.</p>

<p>(The same way when somebody says they like Nirvana they mean they like the Pixies-- although Nirvana is in many ways better than Pixies-- and apparently when somebody says they like the Pixies my friend says they mean they really like Dinosaur Jr.)</p>

<p>worst movie ever was glitter, monster in law, any movie starring a pop singer is pretty bad.</p>

<p>i really am sick and tired of beyonce's song "check up on it". it's wayyyyy too overplayed and there are wayyyyy too many repetitions. i change the radio channel with vigor when i hear it playing.</p>

<p>date my mom is screwd up. it's so..... wrong. i watched 1/3 of the episode. the guy was hot but what hte heck is he doing dating old married women? he might as well cheat on his gf or something. ugh iono i think that show is disturbing -_-</p>

<p>WAR OF THE WORLDS = worst movie ever</p>

<p>Oh but nothing beats BUBBLE BOY!! its horrible, the worst picture ever made! such a bad plot -if you could consider it even as plot! shameful man!</p>

<p>Milkshake rocked. Good times.</p>

<p>And how can you say family guy sucks??? It's one of my favorite shows. You don't think (don't get all "I love thinking" on me) and its extermely random and you have NO idea where its going. Yes, its like they want people to start having ADD, but hey - its funny. I do think its a tad too violent though...any one remember when Stewie beat up Brian for like 3 minutes? "Gimmie my money, wheres my money"</p>

<p>"War of the Worlds" was extremely disappointing... stunning production values, but I just left feeling like I'd spent two hours watching absolutely nothing.</p>

<p>"Jaws 4: The Revenge" is pretty damn terrible.
Actually, the other night I watched a few minutes of a 1942 film "We Were Dancing".... I generally enjoy older movies a lot, but this was some of the most ludicrous BS I've ever watched... not the kind that makes you laugh... the kind that makes you want to find the writer and ram his/her head against the wall.
"Rocky V" sucks too.... Rocky IV is an articial, completely superfluous film (it's pretty much Cold War propaganda... gah) but at least it's fun to watch... V is just downright awful.</p>

<p>how can you put oceans 12 in the same league as the usual suspects. Oceans 12 was a lame sequel to an average remake. It was a bit of light fun, but I'd hardly blame anyone of not getting it. </p>

<p>...and I like america's next top model- because tyra is soo wise!</p>

<p>best cold war propaganda movie ever: "Red Dawn".</p>

<p>It's possibly the funniest movie I have ever seen.</p>

<p>I found "Ocean's Twelve" entertaining, but I concur that it's nowhere near "The Usual Suspects". Although I disagree about the remake..... certainly nothing profound or even genuinely inventive, but it's so damn slick, well-acted, and amusing that I can't help but smile throughout the entire thing. Plus, soundtrack is great too. Ah well, to each his/her own.</p>

<p>I'll have to catch "Red Dawn" sometime... I just read the plot synopsis, and it sounds spectacularly retarded (and hilarious).</p>

<p>Anyone saw "Larry the Cable Guy:Health Inspector"</p>

<p>Absolutely the worst movie ever made.</p>

<p>Really...
War of the Worlds, Alexander, and Ocean's Twelve were blessings.</p>

<p>elizabethtown : worst movie. the acting was horrendous.
and Light it Up is also a contender.</p>

<p>family guy is godsend... that show is genius in its randomness.
elizabethtown did suck hard... i didn't finish it.
ocean's 12 sucked, i got it, but as a movie it was pretty terrible (and i liked the ocean's 11 remake)</p>

<p>haven't seen the usual suspects</p>

<p>i did like american psycho</p>