<p>If poor means, like, completely destitute in a third-world country, I’d rather be rich with no friends.
Otherwise, I’d rather be poor.</p>
<p>Would you rather have a fear of water or a fear of light?</p>
<p>Fear of light. Fear of water is actually a thing though.</p>
<p>Would you rather be smart or be hot?</p>
<p>Smart. </p>
<p>Would you rather be a depressed genius or a very happy person of below-average intelligence?</p>
<p>I’d rather be very happy.</p>
<p>Would you rather be sodomized by your dad or commit sodomy on your mom?</p>
<p>…And you killed it.</p>
<p>Sodomized by dad.</p>
<p>Would you rather start over from the beginning of freshman year or fast forward to your college graduation?</p>
<p>Start over from the beginning. </p>
<p>Would you rather lose all sense of feeling in your hands or your feet?</p>
<p>Ahh got ninja’d.</p>
<p>Feet.</p>
<p>Would you rather see sound or scents?</p>
<p>Scents.</p>
<p>Would you rather lose the sense of taste or the sense of touch?</p>
<p>Taste. I think you’d die if you lost your sense of touch completely. </p>
<p>Would you rather win $1,000,000 from the lottery or on a game show?</p>
<p>Game show. I think you pay less taxes on it.</p>
<p>Would you rather never fall in love or fall in love with someone you could never have?</p>
<p>Never fall in love.</p>
<p>Would you rather be shot or stabbed (both non-fatally)?</p>
<p>Stabbed. Preferably with a safety pin or something like that.</p>
<p>Would you rather be in an arranged marriage or never be in a relationship at all?</p>
<p>Arranged marriages rarely end in a divorce.</p>
<p>Would you rather have an Indian accent or a Chinese accent?</p>
<p>Indian, I guess. </p>
<p>Would you rather drown or be struck by lightening (fatal strike)?</p>
<p>Edit: Did I really…darn.</p>
<p>I guess lightening because that’s not a real thing.</p>
<p>Would you rather Ted Mosby or Marshall Erikson?</p>
<p>“Would you rather Ted Mosbe or Marshall Erikson?” </p>
<p>Barney Stinson</p>
<p>Would you rather know who the mother is now or wait until the series finale?</p>
<p>SPOILER ALERT: We totally do know…</p>
<p>Would you rather be a pretty girl or a poor guy in a destitute third world country?</p>
<p>SEE I’M NOT SEXIST HEATHER.</p>
<p>A pretty girl (cause I am a girl anyhow)</p>
<p>Would you rather go to a university that has a majority of the opposite gender over your gender, BUT the opposite gender who attends are all dumb students, or be in the majority of gender at a school and have the opposite gender be geniuses?</p>
<p>The second option.</p>
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<p>Not sure what you were trying to imply with that.</p>
<p>^ Well that’s just a blatant misquotation.</p>
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