Would You Rather......?

<p>tennis shoes</p>

<p>Would you rather take a bath in chocolate or oatmeal?</p>

<p>Come on! Chocolate, duh! </p>

<p>Would you rather be the best player on a national sports team for one amazing season, then have a non-debilitating but career ending injurt, or be a mediocre minor league player for 30 years?</p>

<p>chocolate duhhh</p>

<p>(I can spell blood with my hands too ! I'm cool)
And thank you for saying Chuck Venkat...because if you said Jack...i would have had to show you my roundhouse kick... and thats no lie.....</p>

<p>wyr live in Idaho or Arkansas ?</p>

<p>damnit you cut in line !</p>

<p>(the first thing you said)</p>

<p>Idaho because I like potatoes (honestly, I would probably kill myself if I lived in either of these ****ty states).</p>

<p>WYR have an extra leg or an extra arm?</p>

<p>extra arm i think.</p>

<p>Would you rather live in NYC or DC?</p>

<p>NYC</p>

<p>WYR sleep 23 hours a day, or only 1?</p>

<p>23 hours a day. I seriously need to sleep.</p>

<p>WYR play games on the Wii or PS3?</p>

<p>Wii.</p>

<p>WYR be in a hot tub in the summer or an outdoor pool in the winter?</p>

<p>Outdoor pool in the winter (you didn't say if it was heated or not!)</p>

<p>Would you rather have to read the same book five hours a day for the rest of your life, or never be able to read anything?</p>

<p>Definetely the same book. It would be Harry Potter #5. (It would take 5 hours a day for my whole life to figure why the hell Sirius DIES!!!)</p>

<p>Would you rather get hit by a car the same time every day, break all of your bones, and be in excruciating pain until the next morning when it happens again or,
live for 10 more amazing pain-free happy years, but get hit by a car and die?</p>

<p>Get hit by a car the same time everyday. I'm going to assume that the car hits me at 10 o'clock at night. Then I'll go to bed and wake up fine! lol</p>

<p>If it hits me every day in the morning, then I would rather live 10 pain free happy years and then get hit by a car and die.</p>

<p>WYR turn a guy gay or turn a guy celibate?</p>

<p>celibate</p>

<p>wyr live in Amsterdam or Antwerp?</p>

<p>Amsterdam, in the Red Light District</p>

<p>WYR be a victim of genocide in Rwanda or in Germany back when Hitler was in power?</p>

<p>That's a sick question. I'm Jewish, so the Hitler part kind of struck a nerve...</p>

<p>WYR be pathological or mentally retarded?</p>

<p>^Sorry 'bout that.</p>

<p>Pathological.</p>

<p>WYR live in China or India?</p>

<p>That's okay. Better to offend me than someone who you actually care about/matters lol... ;)</p>

<p>China. India smells. </p>

<p>WYR live in Sao Paolo, Brazil or Buenos Aires, Argentina?</p>

<p>I'll go with Brazil, although Argentina sounds interesting too.</p>

<p>WYR have breakfast with Jake Gyllanhall or have dinner with Tom Cruise?</p>

<p>Jake G. Tom Cruise is psycho.</p>

<p>WYR live in the Finche's house from Running With Scissors or in a group home?</p>

<p>Finche's house</p>

<p>wyr be castrated or have your arms cut off ?
god this is sick</p>