<h1>2. poor in a 1st world country. Might as well give the good ol’ american dream a shot.</h1>
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<li><p>Walk a mile over crickets <em>squish squash</em> every step.</p></li>
<li><p>Walk 15 yards over broken glass</p></li>
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<ol>
<li><p>Crickets. It’d probably be like walking over moist leaves. Moist, chirping leaves.</p></li>
<li><p>Be jailed for something you didn’t do, with no possibility of parole.</p></li>
<li><p>Join the fighting in WWII.</p></li>
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<p>Are we talking just an arrest? If so, then I’d be up for a day in prison over WWII. If it was a conviction which would follow me for the rest of my life; that’s another question.</p>
<p>Would you rather stick a lightning rod up your butt and stand on a roof during a lightning storm OR yell a certain racial term in an all black club and suffer the consequences?</p>
<p>Yell the racial term…
I’m African American, haha.
Would you rather: have to balance on top of a moving bus, and have a 50/50 chance of dying,
OR
Be tied to the bottom of a moving bus but have a 0% chance of dying.</p>
<p>Bottom of the bus [how high is the bus?]</p>
<p>would you rather
a] eat several dung beetles and live or
or
b]win the lottery and die immediately after.</p>
<p>^stupid question. dung beetles. I’m an excellent cook, i’m sure i could make them taste good.</p>
<ol>
<li>have a certain indestructible metal bound to your bones and the bone retractible claws that you were born with in an excruciating process. You can live indefinitely and you heal very quickly even from mortal wounds, but you have little memory of your mysterious past. </li>
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<p>or</p>
<ol>
<li>be able to morph to look like anyone. you also have some pretty sick martial arts skills and are quite flexible. however, your natural form is blue and kinda creepy.</li>
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<p>basically, would you rather be wolverine or mystique.</p>
<p>Mystique.</p>
<p>Write a book that sells 5 copies [which probably went to some of your family] and gets such harsh reviews it sends you into a deep depression depression
or
Write a movie that ruins your career and sends you into a deep depression</p>
<p>Write a movie. I can have another career.</p>
<p>WYR…</p>
<p>Give up CC for life, but forever feel empty…</p>
<p>or</p>
<p>Stay on CC, never leaving your house or going to college</p>
<p>Give up CC for life, forever feeling empty</p>
<p>Would you rather be a poor, ugly, alcoholic genius with a Harvard degree or a freaking hot sports star with money, good relationship, etc</p>
<p>Hot sports star. Never said I couldn’t have a brain.</p>
<p>Would you rather be Jesus Christ or Abraham?</p>
<p>Definitely Abraham.
No Crucifixion, and I get to be the patriarch of like… everyone.
Plus I die when I’m 180, that’s a good long life.
Would you rather have wild uncontrollable spasms when you see the color orange,
or every time you walked the theme song from chariots of fire plays as you move?</p>
<h1>2, though i’m not sure how fair that is as Chariots of Fire already plays when i walk. and the mission impossible theme song plays when i sneak about.</h1>
<ol>
<li>have diabetes and be able to eat nothing but sweets</li>
<li>have really high blood pressure/bad cholesterol but be able to eat nothing but fast food and red meat</li>
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<p>1, I’m semi-vegetarian, but have a sweet tooth the size of California.</p>
<p>Would you rather…
- Have an awesome body but ugly face.
or - Have a gorgeous face but gross body. (Assuming none of these can be changed)</p>
<h1>2. don’t wanna be a butterface.</h1>
<ol>
<li>have to kill your won mother [assuming you love her/she is still alive]
or</li>
<li>have to kill your best friend</li>
</ol>
<h1>2 my mom cooks for me</h1>
<ol>
<li>Get a massage from a gay man</li>
<li>Get surgery from a hispanic female doctor</li>
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<p>don’t get offended by this, it was on family guy</p>
<ol>
<li><p>Neither choice really bothers me, though.</p></li>
<li><p>Get punched in the face once a day for the rest of your life.</p></li>
<li><p>Have one of your legs cut off.</p></li>
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<p>One, assuming it wouldn’t eventually cause my death.</p>
<ol>
<li>Have a naked, morbidly obese man lay on top of you for an hour.</li>
<li>Have to brush your teeth with your father’s c*m.</li>
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