<p>Predictably, the article makes ‘labor’–the professors that actually do the work–into the bad guys, or at least the recipients of ill-gotten gains.</p>
<p>Here’s the best line:</p>
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<p>Ah yes…they’re poor and underpaid, but the fact that the work is ‘satisfying’ more than makes up for it.</p>
<p>I wonder how many other professions do we romanticize being ‘underpaid’? Certainly not Wall Street investment bankers–but I guess their work is not satisfying enough so they need ridiculously high salaries to compensate.</p>
<p>But the subtle message of the article is that the hard-earned money that you send as tuition payments goes to a small handful of senior professors who are lazy (teach 3 or fewer courses) and can never be fired (once tenure has been achieved). And those outrageous salaries–they’re over $150,000! What kind of work are they doing?</p>
<p>Watch out you investments bankers! You’re salary is high enough that you’re full pay–and your hard earned $400,000 bonus–why, it’s going to that lazy, tenured professor who should be more than happy living on peanuts with her satisfying work and all. What is this country coming to?!</p>
<p>While I do realize that the article targets ‘elite’ institutions, the reality is that most readers will associate the claims here with colleges and universities in general.</p>
<p>And they won’t associate that $150,000 salary with a small handful of senior professors at these elite colleges but with college instructors as a whole.</p>
<p>So readers will tend to think of college professors, in general, as lazy, overpaid invidivuals with lifetime employment who enjoy luxurious benefits at the expense of other hard-working people.</p>
<p>But the reality is that most college instructors make well-less than $150K.</p>
<p>After 17 years as a college professor, and before that 5 years in a Ph.D program, and before that 4 years in an undergraduate program (with two years in between doing something different), after several teaching awards, publishing at least once in the top 5 journals in my field, teaching about 100 students a semester with no TAs, sometimes reading close to 1000 pages of student writing in a semester, numerous committee assignments, supervising undergraduate and master theses, etc. etc. I am middle-aged, about to send my oldest to college, and receive the grand total of less than $55,000 a year in salary. And I’m one of the more highly paid members of my department (about the middle for my department).</p>
<p>But yeah, at least it’s satisfying work.</p>