You know your school sucks when...

<p>the only time it makes the news is when a special ed girl gets raped. Sigh. :/</p>

<p>you have five tests a day. And 4 tests the day before.</p>

<p>People complain on Facebook about school being pointless and stupid and their entire complaint is with bad grammar and terrible spelling.</p>

<p>when people complain about doing work in class then complain when the teacher hasn’t prepared them for the test.</p>

<p>when there’s no insulation in the cafeteria</p>

<p>When every other surrounding high school in the area hates your school, too.</p>

<p>when a teacher spends half a class showing you stupid youtube videos of dogs doing funny things
when you have 3 leaks in different parts of one hallway</p>

<p>When everyone in your school hates your school and complains about it daily.</p>

<p>When you can’t afford air conditioning in the 90 degree heat.</p>

<p>I have some more:</p>

<p>When they can afford to renovate the pool and football field, get SmartBoards, and paint the classroom walls puke color, but they need to take a no-pay week off from school in order to avoid laying teachers off.
When the school implements a punishment/rehab program for students who get caught with drugs on campus but then the minute they’re released they’re get caught with drugs… again.
When your football team goes 4 straight years without a single win.
When school starts at 7 in the morning.
When teachers practice grade inflation to a disgusting extent, to the point where your graduating class has 28 valedictorians and 13 salutatorians.
When you’re looked down upon if you’re not a rich whore who gets a brand new BMW for your 16th birthday.
When your counselors tell you that you can’t get into college unless you have a 4.0 and 2200.
When the cafeteria charges $4.00 for a slice of greasy pizza.</p>

<p>I hate my school.</p>

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<p>At my school teachers have been told they must report students wearing mushrooms or hemp because it’s drug paraphernalia. Students then have to go through the school’s rehab.</p>

<p>When your school does not offer extra-curricular activities.</p>

<p>When clapping at to celebrate the graduating seniors is grounds for suspension.</p>

<p>When you realize that people don’t respect you even if you get high grades and don’t brag about it.</p>

<p>No, they don’t have to respect or do anything. At least just be normal and don’t disrespect??</p>

<p>When people with 2.0 GPA think they’re smart as hell.</p>

<p>When your English teacher spends half a 90 minute block period explaining in detail her experience of giving birth to her son in a hot tub placed in her living room</p>

<p>…your school makes the national news for making “lip-dubs.”</p>

<p>Guess my school.</p>

<p>My school never makes the news unless it’s about pregnancy. Or the spanish channel commercial for IB. Or that time they were talking about closing it.</p>

<p>We do good, the news will hardly report good news over bad, don’t take it as a judgment of your school. Just, either do something to make your school better or quit complaining, it’s annoying.</p>

<p>When they can’t even afford to make copies next year.</p>

<p>Thank goodness I’m graduating!</p>

<p>your science teacher plays solitaire all day.</p>

<p>(Not to be racist, but) …when your Spanish class has a D average because all the native-speaking Hispanics and Latinos fail the class. </p>

<p>(Again, excuse the racism) …when students drop out of Spanish classes because they can just learn Spanish curse words from the Mexicans who shout them to each other before cutting their Spanish class. </p>

<p>(This part’s a joke… my friend and I went to a really nice middle school, we were just bored out of our minds during P.E.)
… when the trash can is chained to the bleachers in order to prevent theft.
… when your school is too poor to afford to hire a math teacher who can speak proper English… for an 30 person, 8th grade, Algebra 3-4 class.
… someone spray paints obscenity on a portable, and the school can only afford to buy enough paint to cover the actual word… in a different color than the wall.
… the seventh graders are giving the eighth graders bjs… and then bragging about it, on Facebook.</p>

<p>When a kid makes the news for bringing a gun to school and accidentally shooting himself on the bus before entering school grounds.
When about 90 of the current graduating class put No Response as to where they were going to college, because chances are they weren’t.
When your AP World teacher proudly admits he doesn’t give a **** about his classes he teaches nor the exam he teaches for.</p>