Your Romantic Life

<p>what is this thing u call a "romantic" life? i understand "life" but those two words together is foreign to me</p>

<p>Middle School:
6th grade--Made out with 4 fifteen year old guys one drunken night in the bathroom at the roller rink.
7th grade--lost my virginity to my babysitter(he was only 18)
8th grade--lots of random hookups, nothing serious
9th grade--first real love, we met at the police station. He had been taken in for possesion of cocaine, me for underage drinking and driving without a license under the influence
10th grade--got pregnant, had a miscarriage(thank god), the father could've been said boyfriend or this other guy(it was complicated)
11th grade--came out of the closet and am so much happier. I was such a late bloomer. I slept with so many guys to try to cover up the fact that I prefer females.</p>

<p>i can summarize mine in one word...horrible</p>

<p>I don't really care though. I don't tend to like 16-year old guys. They are very immature sometimes and I just don't see the point of getting involved in relationships when you are young. Most of the time they don't lead to anything anyway.</p>

<p>My first kiss came from a girl who was drunk(She was a friend) Lol. I almost lost my virginity too, but somehow something told me to stop(Luckily my tolerance is really high), since she was one of my best friends. She blacked out and doesn't even remember. Well that's about it for me in terms of romance lol....Should i tell her what happened or pretend like it never happened?</p>

<p>^^ my advice (don't listen. I'm usually wrong but for some reason I really feel like typing this morning) is to not tell her. That could ruin your friendship. </p>

<p>as i said...don't listen to me. I'm just meddling around in places where I shouldn't be.</p>

<p>Yeah actually i decided not to tell her about it. It feels kinda weird though, but that's what i get for drinking more than i should have. My first kiss was from a drunk girl. That's something to be proud of lol.</p>

<p>Hmm...that's a tough one dungja. I guess I wouldn't tell her because there isn't really a way to bring that kind of thing up after it has happened. </p>

<p>My romantic life?
8th grade: Went out with a boy because I was too shy to say no...ended up breaking up with him after 3 months and we never spoke again.
9th grade: Horrible...too shy to talk to guys.
10th grade: I really liked this guy...we talked on the phone all the time...thought something was gonna happen...then I find out that he is talking to my BEST FRIEND too and that we both really really liked him, so I decided to back off and let her go for it...he ended up canceling her at the end of the year and now we laugh about how stupid we were to like him.
11th grade: First real kiss (it was HORRIBLE btw). Had lots of little flings, but by this time I wasn't really looking for a serious relationship.
12th grade: I like making-out :)</p>

<p>In response to dungja, I understand it could ruin the friendship, however at the same time, better for you to say it then someone else. I have a lot of friends who are girls, and I know one of the things they hate the most is if they feel lied to. I know that alone won't influence your decision, but think about it, at least.</p>

<p>As far as my romantic life goes...nothing...fell in love with one girl seriously, couldn't have time to ask her out properly, so I told her upfront, she didn't feel the same way, the end. Haven't even been kissed. Oh fun.</p>

<p>Whenever I think of my romantic life, I get a hopeless feeling in the pit of my stomach. </p>

<p>:D</p>

<p>I'm closeted.</p>

<p>...It's crap.</p>

<p>I went out on a date with a guy once and freaked out :D. I would've felt bad for him but he was kind of a jerk. He refused to let me pay for anything but then wouldn't buy me a small coke. He wanted to "share".</p>

<p>you a girl or a guy, groovinhard?</p>

<p>So...us single men and women of the world that are seniors, are you in a rush to get a significant other before college starts?</p>

<p>Um, finding a significant other before college starts...I'd recommend not doing that. If you find yourself in a relationship with someone that you really love, you'll have it on your back that you two will be separated as soon as college starts. I'm in a rut right now because I don't know whether to go across the country to the school I really like, or stay in the area to be slightly closer to my signifcant other. I guess it's okay if you're not looking for anything serious...but you never know how it'll end up.</p>

<p>at this point I'm pretty much just waiting until college starts. I'm tired of people around here, and not really interested in getting into anything right now.</p>

<p>mmm...just found out the guy i've been flirting with on and off for a YEAR just got a new g/f...just in time for valentine's...lucky him! </p>

<p>so...my very...interesting love life.</p>

<p>6th grade- fat, ugly. ask guy out. guy says hell no loud enough for people in the next zip code to hear. same thing happens later that year.</p>

<p>7th grade- still fat, still ugly, but maybe a little less so. friends threaten crush to date me or else, we date for 5 months. longest and best relationship to this day.</p>

<p>8th grade-lose most of the fat. not so ugly. finally asked out. date for 1 week, then i am suspended and leave school forever, and have all contact cut off for a year. obviously that didn't work out...</p>

<p>9th grade-decently pretty. lots of action at my new enormous hs. first real "date". have multiple dates with a boring loser church boy because my mom won't let me dump him. end up dumping him at his homecoming...classic! rebound guy is a hot gangsta white boy. have first kiss. very sloppy/good. get together. break up. boy tells entire school lies about how i was going to perform fellatio. reputation slightly stained. i come back with a nice made-up story about his 2-incher. needless to say, we don't talk.</p>

<p>10th grade- even better looking thanks to gym membership. fall in lust with a short but sweet nerdy boy who is very elusive. send him an anonymous candygram declaring my love, only to find that this so called "loser" gets the most candygrams in the entire class. loser gets girlfriend. i move on to exlover (mentioned above). exlover can't get over exgf. i console him. he gets over her, and on to some chick named tyra. </p>

<p>and this is my life.</p>

<p>6th kissed one girl, little action
7th made out w/ three girls, all 7th graders
8th hooked up with 1 girl only - 3rd
9th hooked up w/ 3 girls - max 3rd
10th absolutely nothing - long story
11th still nothing - i guess ill tell the story, its actually short:</p>

<p>this one girl i got really mad at me and then i became lazy and slept a lot and then just didnt make many attempt or w/e u know</p>

<p>I'm 45 years old. I live in a van by the river, and recently I shaved my back hair. </p>

<p>A/S/L anyone?</p>

<p>NERDS UNITE-</p>

<p>we must conduct extensive experiments to determine the proper way to get girls/guys (whatever ur into) and then interpret the data to develop a plan by which we are coming out victors against our competition (jocks/blondes, etc...)</p>

<p>...or we use mind control/hypnosis/love arrows?</p>

<p>pm me if ur intersted - but first we must find funding...surely there must be some rich nerds who feel the pain (bill gates?)</p>

<p>^ No! First, we must find a DNA sample of this new species called "girls". Then, we can identify if they are dangerous or if they come in peace. If it is the former, we must use ray guns to defeat this sinister foe. Otherwise, we shall return back to our dungeons inside our homes with our precious quantum mechanics textbooks, as we always do.</p>

<p>Boy? What be this "boy" you speak of?</p>

<p>Aha! It must be one of them! Everyone, pull out your plasma rifles! Use your quantum mechanics textbooks as shields, in case they are armed. Use your spidey senses! May Spock be with you.</p>