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<li>It’s nice outside.</li>
<li>Tetris.</li>
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<li><p>AP = Advanced Procrastination</p></li>
<li><p>20 years from now it’s not going to matter whether you completed a stupid homework assignment or not.</p></li>
<li><p>Assignments deciding where you are in life are not worth it because life is what you make of it.</p></li>
<li><p>Habits pressure me.</p></li>
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<li>Psych starts being uninteresting after winter break.</li>
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<li>watching p0rn is more fun</li>
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<li>“Just one more nigahiga video!”</li>
<li>“Can’t do work on an empty stomach!”</li>
<li>I am seventeen years old and will probably live at least sixty more considering the typical lifespan of nonsmoking women in my family. If I’m going to waste time I may as well do it now. </li>
<li>I’m on a college admissions website, for God’s sake. </li>
<li>The only people who don’t procrastinate are the ones who aren’t smart enough to slack off. </li>
<li>I have a college lecture in another tab. On mute, but still. </li>
<li>It’s not really procrastinating if I’m asleep, because I often dream about school. </li>
<li>Five more minutes. No, for real this time!</li>
<li>Someday I will invent a time machine and none of this will matter.</li>
<li>I’m a senior.</li>
<li>Reading articles on how to stop procrastinating</li>
<li>Remind me to add a #12.</li>
<li>Okay, after I finish this sente</li>
<li>Later I will be older and there for wiser</li>
<li>I have a blog to run.</li>
<li>I should bu- pshhhh nah. I can do that later.</li>
<li>I have a history paper that I really don’t want to write.</li>
<li>I have two more days to write it.</li>
<li>My whole life, I’ve been able to get away with procrastinating.</li>
<li>Wasting time on CC is so much more fun</li>
<li>I work better with a little heart attack inducing pressure.</li>
<li>reddit</li>
<li>Homework is boring </li>
<li>yolo</li>
<li>I can always do it in homeroom tomorrow.</li>
<li><em>in homeroom</em> I can always do it at home tonight.</li>
<li>The teacher probably won’t check for it.</li>
<li>I can always ask the teacher if I can go to the bathroom right before the homework is collected and do it in there.</li>
<li>Too much effort.</li>
<li>I don’t feel like it. I don’t know when I WILL feel like it, but it’ll happen eventually. Maybe. In the meantime, I’ll go sleep or watch cat videos.</li>
<li>I’ll be more able to focus after I nap.</li>
<li>Too much work and no play makes Jack a dull boy</li>
<li>Laughing at Suicide Silence takes precedent.</li>
<li>I am not at all good at fiction writing.</li>
<li>Younow is too awesome to tear myself away from.</li>
<li>Youtube has my attention right now.</li>
<li>I’m researching something totally unrelated to my work.</li>
<li>It’s nice outside.</li>
<li>Tetris.</li>
<li>AP = Advanced Procrastination</li>
<li>20 years from now it’s not going to matter whether you completed a stupid homework assignment or not.</li>
<li>Assignments deciding where you are in life are not worth it because life is what you make of it.</li>
<li>Habits pressure me.</li>
<li>Psych starts being uninteresting after winter break.</li>
<li>watching p0rn is more fun</li>
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<li>Ferris Bueller’s Day Off</li>
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<li>The internet has more interesting things.</li>
<li>I have like 30 days of high school left.</li>
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<li>I would rather read pointless drama on Facebook.</li>
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<p>Oops. Mine is 49*</p>
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<li>The laptop’s warmth is comforting</li>
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<li>Junioritis</li>
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<p>Sorry but junioritis isn’t a thing.</p>
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<li>Because AP exams are like a week away</li>
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<li>Stalking other people’s prom pictures.</li>
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<li>I don’t understand my AP Calc homework anyways.</li>
<li>I’m going on a Spanish field trip tomorrow and won’t even be in class.</li>
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<li>I think I can increase my utility by submitting 2 SIRs.</li>
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<p>The amount of <10 posters in this thread…</p>
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<li>It’s never too early for some good ol Christmas shopping!</li>
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<li>Due tomorrow=Do tomorrow</li>
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<li>Girlfriend wants to have some time on a matteress</li>
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<p>kyp pls no b8</p>
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<li>Starcraftuuuuu~~~</li>
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