<p>I've seen a lot of cool games on here, so I'm deciding to start a new one! If it doesn't work out, sucks... but I tried. ;) </p>
<p>So I'll start..</p>
<p>1) "Just one more nigahiga video!"
2) "Can't do work on an empty stomach!"</p>
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<li>I am seventeen years old and will probably live at least sixty more considering the typical lifespan of nonsmoking women in my family. If I’m going to waste time I may as well do it now.<br></li>
<li>I’m on a college admissions website, for God’s sake. </li>
<li>The only people who don’t procrastinate are the ones who aren’t smart enough to slack off. </li>
<li>I have a college lecture in another tab. On mute, but still. </li>
<li>It’s not really procrastinating if I’m asleep, because I often dream about school. </li>
<li>Five more minutes. No, for real this time!</li>
<li>Someday I will invent a time machine and none of this will matter.</li>
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<li>I’m a senior.</li>
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<li>Reading articles on how to stop procrastinating</li>
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<p>Remind me to add a #12.</p>
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<li>Okay, after I finish this sente</li>
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<li>Later I will be older and there for wiser</li>
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<li>I have a blog to run.</li>
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<li>I should bu- pshhhh nah. I can do that later.</li>
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<li>I have a history paper that I really don’t want to write.</li>
<li>I have two more days to write it.</li>
<li>My whole life, I’ve been able to get away with procrastinating.</li>
<li>Wasting time on CC is so much more fun.</li>
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<li>I work better with a little heart attack inducing pressure.</li>
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<li>reddit</li>
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<li>Homework is boring
24 yolo</li>
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<li>I can always do it in homeroom tomorrow.</li>
<li><em>in homeroom</em> I can always do it at home tonight.</li>
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<li>The teacher probably won’t check for it.</li>
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<li>I can always ask the teacher if I can go to the bathroom right before the homework is collected and do it in there.</li>
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<li>Too much effort.</li>
<li>I don’t feel like it. I don’t know when I WILL feel like it, but it’ll happen eventually. Maybe. In the meantime, I’ll go sleep or watch cat videos.</li>
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<li>I’ll be more able to focus after I nap.</li>
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<li>Too much work and no play makes Jack a dull boy</li>
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<li>Laughing at Suicide Silence takes precedent.</li>
<li>I am not at all good at fiction writing.</li>
<li>Younow is too awesome to tear myself away from.</li>
<li>Youtube has my attention right now.</li>
<li>I’m researching something totally unrelated to my work.</li>
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