1000 signs you are a n00b

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<li>if you cried while watching the notebook</li>
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<li>If you revive an old, dead thread</li>
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<li>If you are in Speech and debate or you like to talk/argue a lot.</li>
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<li>If you posted more than 10 signs already</li>
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<p>(you all know who you are)</p>

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<li>If you think democracy is better than communism.</li>
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<li>if you come back here after a few months and don't recognize any of the usernames</li>
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<li>when you don't know when is the daylight savings time for this year. =D</li>
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<li>when you have more cc accounts than you have friends (in real life, not the ones you just know from cc)</li>
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<li>when your first post is a claim of a friend is lying about EC's, but you just want find out if you can lie about EC's</li>
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<li>When you are actually on CC at 4am</li>
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<li>When you use CC to do research for an English paper.</li>
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<li>If you bothered reading all the past posts in this thread to make sure you didn't make up a repeat</li>
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<li>If you bothered reading all the past posts in this thread to make sure you didn't make up a repeat</li>
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<li>If you read at least one of the signs</li>
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<li>You RETAKE A 2400 - Just so you can get a perfect on the experimental section as well...</li>
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<li>When you're super bored and fooling around on CC. lol.</li>
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<li>when you get awpd through dd on D2 on 1.6
(:X)</li>
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<li>If you insert the sign that one of the users skipped, just to scratch that itch of filling it in.</li>
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<li>IF YOU POST A REPLY TO ONE OF YOUR OWN REPLIES TO BUMP UP THE THREAD...WHILE TYPING IN all caps.</li>
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<li>When you get rejected by community colleges</li>
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