1000 signs you are a n00b

<p>gogogo</p>

<p>1: you get pwned by me</p>

<ol>
<li>you still use the word pwn.</li>
</ol>

<p>3: you actually post in a thread like this.</p>

<p>4: you post a thread titled "what does pwn mean?!?!!?"</p>

<p>5: you post/ reply to threads that ask: how to make smileys, how to quote, etc...</p>

<p>6: OMG i have 4.0 2390 wut r my chances?!?!!
7: do I have to do a sport to get into college?</p>

<p>8: posting: I thought I'd jusy say Hi in the cafe threads.</p>

<p>9: if you can't write w/ two hands</p>

<ol>
<li>if you're not ambidextrous.</li>
</ol>

<ol>
<li>If your s/n contains a pronoun.</li>
</ol>

<ol>
<li>you think being able to type in 1337 will get you laid.</li>
</ol>

<p>13: if you make fun of not ambidextrous people in a series of mocking posts.</p>

<p>..then i'm glad I didn't make a series of posts making fun of them...</p>

<ol>
<li>if you can't type faster than you can write.</li>
</ol>

<ol>
<li>if your username is only 3 letters long</li>
</ol>

<p>16: if you post: 2390!!!! I won't get into college! HELP!</p>

<ol>
<li>If you stop typing the pronoun you and instead resorted to using the letter u.</li>
</ol>

<ol>
<li>You aren't me. :cool:</li>
</ol>

<p>19: you think CT is 12 years old :cool:</p>

<ol>
<li>If you use zs to show plurality.</li>
</ol>

<p>22: if you make up a town name based upon a CC creation.</p>