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<li>When you write ‘n00b’ instead of ‘noob.’</li>
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<li>When you can see the screen through your drooping, sleepy eyelids.</li>
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<li>When you don’t count right.</li>
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<p>You cower when the guy who’s pwning you tells you he’s going to rape your mum. :D</p>
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<li>When you started this thread</li>
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<li>When you refer to Stanford an Ivy League school (ahhh…I remember my noob days!)</li>
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<p>you pull an all-nighter to finish your homework due the next day in class, only to discover (at 6 AM!) that you’ve been wasting your time on blogs/forum/facebook. then you realize that you’ve totally ****ed up and sleep in through class.</p>
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<li>When you can’t think beyond the Ivy League</li>
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<li>When you don’t take the time to correct the counting mistakes on the page you’re on.</li>
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<li> When you make sure to tag every thread you see in the Caf</li>
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<li>When you ask for the story about the tags from CelaPlusAimaple in the form of a numbered post here.</li>
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<li>asking for chancing on the wrong thread</li>
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<li>when you spell lol as lul</li>
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<li>when you lie about what school you got into</li>
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<li>posting on this after the 1000th post</li>
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<li>When you post consecutively four times.</li>
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<li>Not realizing that this thread is super-pointless.</li>
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<li>Not realizing that threads in the CC cafe are meant to be pointless.</li>
<li>Not helping to get to the 1000th reply to end it if it bothers you so much.</li>
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<p>517- Sitting up on CC all night when you actually intended to get some serious college search done. (I’ve done this 
)</p>
<p>518: If you are viewing this thread without realizing the deadline is approaching and you haven’t finished your common application yet</p>