1000 ways that show you are a freshman

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<p>Total sign of a freshman. As much as I love wearing heels, I can’t imagine wearing them all day on campus, especially with the amount of walking I do in one day (and with the amount of things I’m carrying as well). </p>

<p>Here’s another sign of a freshman: They carry both a backpack and a purse.</p>

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<p>I know, right?! When you’re walking from one side of campus to the other all day it’s pretty obvious that wearing comfortable shoes is perfectly acceptable. And you’re not really impressing anyone by dressing up for 8 AM classes because everyone’s probably half asleep anyway.</p>

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<li>Signing up for 8 AM classes, not because that’s the only time the courses in your major are offered, but because in high school you had no problem waking up early so why should you in college?</li>
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My roommate wears heels to class almost every day (and she’s a freshman), but that’s just her. She wears them everywhere and loves them.</p>

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<li>Falling prey to the annoying Greenpeace people on campus.</li>
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<p>(i signed up for 8 am classes because it was the off semester for Gen Chem 2 and the only time it was offered. But I tried to talk myself into being okay with it using high school time logic and getting up that early for a ride to class at my CC. Needless to say it didn’t work at all and I woke up super angry a few times and slept through my alarm more than once. Hated it. So much.
And my suitemate and I were both transfers but she acted like such a freshmen. Not knowing how to register for classes, getting lost EVERYWHERE so never going far around campus with having her hand held, and caked on makeup daily for 9am classes, breakfast, to check the mail, etc was always dressed up while still managing to dress like a 12 yo)
61. Getting super dressed up to walk around campus Friday night hoping to find a frat party and just inviting yourself into some random add frat house.
62. Going out every bloody weekend (like you’re not used to it) and getting “hammered” off two cans of Natty Lights.</p>

<p>^freaking auto correct… I hate you sometimes.</p>

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<p>This. /thread</p>

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<li>Nonchalantly continuing to walk and talk on your phone while the Corps salutes the flag and plays Evening Retreat.</li>
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<li>Not knowing how Sorority or Fraternity rush works or when it is.</li>
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<li>Wearing your high school “Senior Class 2011” sweatshirt, shirt, etc.</li>
<li>Immediately assuming you’re “all grown up” simply because you’re now in college and/or referring to high school as “forever ago,” despite having graduated less than a year ago.</li>
<li>Showing up to class with a Starbucks venti (insert flavor here) frappuccino every day. Coffee is one thing, but specialty drinks? Really?</li>
<li>Bragging about who you recently hooked up with. Real classy.</li>
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<p>@Nerd regarding #69, u jelly? I know I’d be, gotta have deep pockets (or just a big credit line) to afford that each day.</p>

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<li>Facebook relationship status can be used to count time.</li>
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<p>@MortalSoil: Haha, no. Not jealous! I can’t even drink frappuccinos; lactose-intolerant. I just think it’s silly to spend so much money on specialty drinks. I’d rather get coffee or tea (although Starbucks tea can be somewhat pricey, yuck).</p>

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<li>You think you’re better than everyone for not drinking or doing drugs.</li>
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<p>Yeah man, it always shocks me how expensive the espresso drinks are. Still have a major weakness for them though!</p>

<p>Yes, in one of my classes last semester the professor used one student’s espresso as an illustration for the average daily wages of a large portion of the world. Kinda dampened the class’s spirits for a bit.</p>

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<p>I don’t know if they are places they visited, but I see people with other college’s stuff ALL THE TIME here.</p>

<p>i wouldn’t mind getting paid in peppermint mochas</p>

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<li><p>Asking a million questions on College Confidential about every detail of college life.</p></li>
<li><p>For breakfast: bacon, eggs, cereal, biscuits and gravy, soda
For lunch: cheeseburger, french fries, ice cream, soda
For dinner: two entrees, plus a side of pasta, plus dessert, soda</p></li>
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<p>Basically, eating a ton of food at every meal and then people still wonder why they gained that 15 pounds by the end of the semester, lol.</p>

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<li>Reading a lot of weird ‘prep for college’ sites that give terrible advice (“Buy yourself a present every time you follow your schedule!”)</li>
<li>Going out to get Doritos; coming back with 500+ FB photos</li>
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