1000 ways that show you are a freshman

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<li>You brag about your high school GPA. constantly</li>
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<li>You ask the 21 year old junior in your class if he can buy you a few bottles of top-shelf liquor for a totally sick dorm party and hand him a $20 bill</li>
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<li>Travel in herds</li>
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<p>Haha, this is so delightfully high school-ish.</p>

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<li>You don’t study because you were top of your class in high school</li>
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<li>carrying a map around campus</li>
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<li>Wearing a lanyard around your neck with all your keys jingling obnoxiously as you walk and move around in class.</li>
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<li>Bragging about hookups</li>
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<p>At UC Davis, going the wrong way in a bike circle is a very strong indicator to others that you’re a freshman.</p>

<p>@ bigcitydreams: what if you’re not a freshman, but a transfer student? I had to use a map during my first quarter since I didn’t know where everything was.</p>

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<li>You’re never seen in anything that doesn’t have the school’s athletics logo on it</li>
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<li>You didn’t know what the school’s mascot was until half of the semester has ended <em>guilty</em></li>
<li>You blare your not so good music on your ipod when walking through the hallways</li>
<li>You say things such as “Man I got totally trashed last night!” extremely loudly because you think it will impress someone.</li>
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<li>Wearing your freshman orientation shirt or a high school event/sports,etc. t-shirt.</li>
<li>Asking where everything is on campus.</li>
<li>Asking lots of questions about registration procedures or other important college academic activities like that and being really worried about it.</li>
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<li>First night out, they travel in LARGE herds WITH large purses.</li>
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<p>Of course, it is our tradition to lob water balloons and avocados to those herds. </p>

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<li>Not knowing how to ride a bicycle for their life, which results in a back-up bike-train & accidents. Silly little freshmen. . .</li>
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<p>Wearing shirts and sweaters with the names of other colleges that you visited.</p>

<p>When you buy recommended books</p>

<p>Buying books at the bookstore.</p>

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<li><p>You almost fall off your longboard after staring at a hot girl for too long.</p></li>
<li><p>You constantly complain about the food in the dining hall while simultaneously wolfing down three plates of it.</p></li>
<li><p>You don’t study because you think you’re too good for it, then it ends up biting you in the ass.</p></li>
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<p>@sopranokitty well I mean freshman are considered newbie’s to everything and I remember carrying a map around campus definitely classified you as such…I mean transfer students are newbie’s too… I guess lmao</p>

<p>@ thankyou4flying. Those 3 things happened to me EXACTLY as you described it. I faceplanted on the concrete because my friends thought I couldn’t shred better than I girl. I was wrong… Dining hall food does suck. I’m a hypocrite. Finally, I got a pole stuck up me in my first chemistry exam.</p>

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<li>When you sprinkle words you learned for the SAT into your everyday conversation.</li>
<li>When you get so drunk that you’re sick and then it ends up on Facebook.</li>
<li>When you think that you’re the **** because you party every night.</li>
<li>When you try to prove how smart you are to everyone… using your high school stats. “I am so intelligent! I got an 800 on the World History SAT and I had a 3.9!”</li>
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