<p>u are now my god :)</p>
<p>***? i thought it was out of 2400???</p>
<p>haha it is</p>
<p>so ur the one who stole my points! i want them back >:-(</p>
<p>the only other person who shares this feat with you is Chuck Norris</p>
<p>hahaha lol! chuck norris is the man.</p>
<p>ofcourse he is! what'd you expect...afterall, he's from texas :D</p>
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<p>Chuck Norris not only made 2500, but roundhouse kicked the president of CB so hard that they owe him 20% (at no cost to the test-taker) of the points of each test score and add it to his. His score is currently 3x10^58, and increasing. </p>
<p>It doesn't matter though, because he just sent a picture of himself roundhouskicking a campus to get accepted to every school ever. He currently holds over 30 degrees from the top 15 schools.</p>
<p>Only a 2500... you may get into Cornell... but I'm not sure about the other Ivies.</p>
<p>Lol.. I love how some people actually believe that he got a 2500.</p>
<p>There once was a group of people that talked about Chuck Norris's beard without even knowing who Chuch Norris was.. There were no survivors..</p>
<p>Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard.. The beard has Chuck Norris.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.</p>
<p>When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has killed all men.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.</p>
<p>Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. </p>
<p>Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." </p>
<p>Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. </p>
<p>Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. </p>
<p>Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. </p>
<p>Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't f*** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf. </p>
<p>Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. </p>
<p>Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths. </p>
<p>There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. </p>
<p>Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. </p>
<p>When Chuck Norris' wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, Chuck said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris." </p>
<p>If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris. </p>
<p>Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot. </p>
<p>Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat. </p>
<p>Chuck Norris invented water. </p>
<p>One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter. </p>
<p>Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it. </p>
<p>Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris once took the SAT's, got a 3.2, and before roundhouse kicking the College Board people in the face, they decided to not only give him a perfect score, but make the maximum score to 2500.</p>
<p>Lol.. Some Chuck Norris Jokes for you.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris does not get wet . . . the water gets Chuck Norris.</p>
<p>There is no evolution . . . just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.</p>
<p>The grass is always green on the other side of the fence . . . unless Chuck Norris is there. Then it's usually stained with blood and tears.</p>
<p>Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris, he'll **** you up.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris challenged Lance Armstrong to a 'who has more testicles' contest. Chuck Norris won by seven.</p>