A compilation of unanswerable questions. Post here if you want to add or answer.

<p>Ever had one of those questions that is not meant to be answered? I've either heard/or come up with a few.
1. What is the speed of dark?
2. How many AP's is it possible to take before you go crazy?
3. Is it possible to be totally partial?
4. Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
5. If you bake a brownie in cake pan, is it a cake or a brownie?
6. And of course, Which came first, the chicken or the egg?</p>

<p>Any attempts at anwering these? Or want to add to the list?</p>

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<li>Darkness is simply the absence of light</li>
<li>Colleges won’t look at you in 2020 without at least 40</li>
<li>Yes</li>
<li>If they don’t contain animal products. In fact I think it is great ironic comedy.</li>
<li>A wolf in sheep’s wool is still a wolf isn’t it?</li>
<li>Depends which evolved first. I am thinking there was probably some egg laying creature before the chicken evolved so I am going to say the egg.</li>
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<li>Darkness is an absense of light that causes an inability to see one’s true self. (my ap literature hook, lol and apparently someone took it too ^)</li>
<li>all of them</li>
<li>yes</li>
<li>yes they can.</li>
<li>a cookie</li>
<li>me, because i am GODLY</li>
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<p>Questions:
7. Why did the chicken cross the road?
8. How many licks does it take to get to teh center of a lollipop, or that lollipop with the commercial of an owl (forgot teh name)?</p>

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<li>If black is all colors, why don’t we call a black hole a colorful hole?</li>
<li>What is the meaning of life?</li>
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In the visible spectrum white light contains all the colours. Not black. Maybe you’re confusing something else?</p>

<p>I always thought (at least in painting) that black was all the colors put together…If not my bad.</p>

<p>I suppose. When you’re painting if you take an amalgamation of colours and mix them all together you will get black. I think that has something to do with black being the most dominant frequency or something. I’m not sure.</p>

<p>Edit: upon further thinking even when you do mix most colours you just end up with darker and darker browns. You never really make it to black.</p>

<p>Hmm that’s interesting. Any art/physics majors here that can clear this up?</p>

<p>haha, well as long as the question causes confusion…I just remembered one:</p>

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<li>What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?</li>
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<p>IB vs. AP
College courses vs. APs</p>

<p>IB is the more challenging course.</p>

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<li>Dark is the absence of light; thus, it has no speed.</li>
<li>It is possible to take all of them.</li>
<li>Yes.</li>
<li>They can.</li>
<li>A brownie.</li>
<li>The egg, of course.</li>
<li>To get to the other side.</li>
<li>It varies depending on the surface area covered with each lick.</li>
<li>Black light is the absence of all colors, not all colors put together (that is white light, and explains why white light splits into a rainbow). When mixing pigments in kindergarten it is reversed, and so this is how we are taught. But this rarely occurs in reality; usually colors combine to form white.</li>
<li>Human brains do not have to capacity to comprehend the answer to such a question, much as dogs cannot comprehend how a television works.</li>
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<li>When you are playing baseball why is the bad hop always the last one?</li>
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<p>My dog fixes TV’s. I don’t know what you’re talking about.</p>

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<li>What’s another word for synonym?</li>
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<p>Brown, actually. I remember a chemistry experiment in which a horizontal brown streak was altered to drip the colors of the visible spectrum. </p>

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<p>Tootsiepop.</p>

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<p>Because nobody cares about the previous hops.</p>

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<p>This isn’t so much an unanswerable question as pure nonsense.</p>

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<p>White light contains all colors. Black painting contains all pigments. Pigments absorb certain wavelengths of the visible spectrum. If you add all the colors, eventually the light is not reflected. True blackness is never really reached because as the limit goes to infinity you never actually get there.</p>

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<li>If someone tells you “This statement is a lie,” are they being honest?</li>
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<li>It is like dividing by zero, it’s undefined. I guess it is both a truth and a lie? Or neither?</li>
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Main Entry: synonym
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: analogue
Synonyms: equivalent, metonym
Antonyms: antonym</p>

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The statement is false. Whether it is a lie or just an ignorant statement depends on circumstance.</p>

<p>The more philosophically problematic statement is, “This statement is false.”</p>