A darned good essay

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<p>I loved when he wrote "this is my thesis statement" or "this is my conclusion" hahahahah</p>

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It's about three years old, it is real, and my buddy knows the guy who wrote it. I believe he goes to Texas-San Antonio.

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Then why is it randomly on University of South Florida's website?</p>

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<p>Its Not A Real Essay. Are You Guys High?</p>

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<p>That was beautiful. It made my hour, for sure. :D</p>

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<p>The same people who are stupid enough to think this is real are the same people who are our country's future? Scary.</p>

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<p>This is not funny. We have Bush.</p>

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<p>
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Then why is it randomly on University of South Florida's website?

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</p>

<p>Because someone is hosting it on that website. . .</p>

<p>r,c;p</p>

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<p>It looks as if it's a faculty member's site</p>

<p><a href="http://www.eng.usf.edu/%7Edionson/rehs/%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.eng.usf.edu/~dionson/rehs/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

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<p><a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=planes,+trains,+and+plantains&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&rls=HPIB,HPIB:2005-21,HPIB:en&start=20&sa=N%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.google.com/search?q=planes,+trains,+and+plantains&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&rls=HPIB,HPIB:2005-21,HPIB:en&start=20&sa=N&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>Oh.</p>

<p>EDIT: Snopes hasn't disproved it's legitimacy, there's others out there like this one, too. I'll try to find the one on Hitler, it's just as funny.</p>

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<p><a href="http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/v60/profmadhatter/nguyen1.jpg%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/v60/profmadhatter/nguyen1.jpg&lt;/a>
<a href="http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/v60/profmadhatter/nguyen2.jpg%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/v60/profmadhatter/nguyen2.jpg&lt;/a>
<a href="http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/v60/profmadhatter/nguyen3.jpg%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/v60/profmadhatter/nguyen3.jpg&lt;/a>
<a href="http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/v60/profmadhatter/nguyen4.jpg%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/v60/profmadhatter/nguyen4.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

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<p>My friends thought this was funny. I sent it to them. :D</p>

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<p>That second essay that GoldShadow posted was written by TabIt's very own "Phizz" (forums.tabit.net - we're sort of like a SomethingAwful only smaller and probably not as funny). It's not legit, but it's hilarious nonetheless. The first line should actually read: "Jimmy McPerson isn't a well sung hero. He isn't a well hung hero, either." but the essay posted omitted that part.</p>

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<p>Interesting... nice to finally know where the essay came from, heh.</p>