<p>A friend of mine made up a song that, to this day, still gives me nightmares.
here's how it goes:</p>
<h2>(PS: I think he was constipated at the time of composing it)</h2>
<p>I love faeces
faeces is so cool
oh yeah faeces
faeces always rules
faeces is brown
faeces wears a crown
faeces is green
don't give it to your friend
save it for me
I'd love to jsut blend it</p>
<h2>with my lovely pee.</h2>
<p>so...what do you think?</p>
<p>egyptians have too much free time on their hands</p>
<p>haha very funny..I'll pretend I didn't read that.
but seriously, what did you think of it? I personally don't like it very much, but for some reason I an't get it out of my mind.</p>
<p>Five little turkeys are we, we slept all night in a tree, when the cooks came around, we couldn't be found, and that's why we're here you see.</p>
<p>Except, my friend didn't make that up.</p>
<p>A coprolite is a paleontologist's best friend...at least, that's what my geology professor said. Some African tribes burn dung for fuel, guano is quite popular for phosphate mining, and gardeners often use it as fertilizer. It depends on your point of view, I suppose. :rolleyes:</p>
<p>^ which one wasn't funny?
I liked lablondie's
I didn't really get warblrsrule86's but it was okay.
The one in my post is gross, but when you listen to a bunch of people singing it, it's really amusing.</p>